Showing posts with label B-Sydes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label B-Sydes. Show all posts

Friday, October 11, 2013

Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Friday, August 16, 2013

Session 151 - Comebacker III

HAVING A DURRY IN THE DUNNY!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio only drinking session talk turns to Australian slang, absorbing the accents of others, super rare and delicious beers and BrewDog... Lots and lots of tasty, tasty BrewDog... delicious and inventive BrewDog.

This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes!
AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!

It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?

Thanks BrewDog.
ThewDog.

Cheers!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Session 131 - SafeSun

IT PUTS THE BREWDOG IN THE BELLY!

During this session of why the internet smells funny, topics of chin flapping turn to: How Jim fixed it for a cow enthusiast, What is missing from the world's most expensive cocktail, Why we're still "Up there" on a certain "wide ranging" topic and the other reason for our classy nature... Delicious indolence.

Magic Audiogasms®, that are so good they may as well have been hand made by blind monks at a thousand feet above sea level, are dribbled into your ear pipes by B Sydes and the band that have a sound that is more high definition than if you cooked the shattered pieces of a Blu-Ray disc into a pie with a lightly grilled HDMI cable that has been soaked in movie trailers like some kind of tasty, tasty HD marinade and served on a slab of Jamie Fucking Oliver style wood... of course it's the Georgia's favourite sons / daughter, the one, the only, The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now then now then... Keep it classy!

Cheers!

Friday, May 04, 2012

Session 117 - Quispers

STOP! METAL TIME!

We proudly present a glorious session of your (at least third) favourite podcast that is so drunk that you can smell the beer through your headphones or speakers. A truly 2D experience!
You're welcome!

This delicious and booze filled show features talk of films, Wasabi GOATS, music, taste, the Midlands, car insurance, boring places, Cubans, bum pinching GOATS, Wasabi nuts and beer... lots and lots of beer.

Audiogasms® are piped into our brains this week by the only man to ever be in a space ape themed band with C.J, the ever delicious B Sydes!
Additional Audiogasmic® rub down is provided by our new friends from the English county of Canadia, RedFinn!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Seriously guys... lots and lots of beer.

Cheers!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Session 114 - Noteworthy?


ACIIIIIIID!

During this latest session of the world's most notable drinky drunken Internet swear machine talk turns to such topics as, how to spel good lyke wot we do, a silly girl with a phobia of the hangover curing elixir known as
Guinness, why Brett Wales is more notable than Jimmy Wales, how alcohol is obviously a drink and not a drug,

...and a Dick Cheney being a Dick Cheney.

Audiogasms® are slung into your ear pipes this week by one man called LuKuS and another man called B-Sydes! Oooh! it's Audiogastastic!®

As ever, It's here! It's beer! We're Jimmy Wales... on acid!

Cheers!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Session 103 - Chris-mas (Part 2) *SPECIAL*



*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*


WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! BUM!


Video Spoiler!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Session 101 - Educationment


Class is in session!
Turn your phones off and turn to page 69! Today's lesson includes such curriculum as: Midgets in porn being eaten by badgers, Ginger whingers, the high production values of the world's best podcast, C.J's college days and how Daz once fixed Mr Jeckles show.

Pay attention in the back!

Audiogasms® 101 is taught this week by the only teacher with tenure Professor B-Sydes with an additional course in Audiogasmiconology® run by handsome beard about town, the one and only Dr John Smith!

As ever, aural displeasure in glorious stereo is here! With beer!
Punching the Open University in the side of the head!


For extra credit please take our course in audio production:

Friday, July 29, 2011

Session 97 - Tittymatortar


WE'RE TWO!
Wotcha! The first rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is bring your own beer. The second rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is "Don't stick that in there" with all of the other rules being too unimportant to assign a number to!
Additional topics of conversation include A musical shed, Hitler's talking dogs, the way everyone in Norwich have the same last name and...

BIRTHDAY-BRAND-NEWNESS! appears in the form of new previously unheard (On this show) SUPER-Audiogasms® from B Sydes! and the rather awesome Deaftronix!

Why not celebrate the fact that two years ago we started swearing into microphones by following us on our shiny new Google+ page?!

Beers and thanks to:

John, Ben, LuKuS, Cribble, Son Of Robot, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, Things We Lost In The Fire, Chris & Kylie, Corinna & Adam, Regular Dave, Rage Jage, Matt the Hat, Good 'ands Baines, The Taj Mahal, Natalie S, Keeton Alford, Sarah Cook, Lee Howard, Robert Kennedy Whigham and everyone that has ever listened and / or forwarded spam to us.

Here's to another year and as ever:


It's here! It's Beer! Enjoy!.. Or not.


C.J & Daz

Friday, April 22, 2011

Session 90 - Keyloff


THIS SHOW CONTAINS 0% CHERNOBYL TANNED, MULING SYCOPHANTS!

This week the saviours of internet radio pick apart the run of the mill, everyday topics of inbred royalty, time travel, Facebook, zombies and darts.

De-fucking-licious!

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called B-Sydes, the one and only B-Sydes!
Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called John Smith, the one and only John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! By Crom it's good!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Session 86 - Art?


ANOTHER CLASSIC!
This week the future stars of the Rap music industry discuss the art of filling out your (or someone else's) census, the art of getting your stuff confiscated, the art of socks, the art of being a completely useless bag of twat infused cuntyness and, of course the art of... Art!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the brutally brilliant B-Sydes with additional digital STDs from those sexy boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! We don't know much about Art. But we can spot a pair of GusGreeper.com non-Sock Monkey converted "Fancy Man socks" when we see them!

Cheers!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Session 84 - Firsts


THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! HUZZAH!
This week, the saviours of free speech, free beer and freeballing discuss among many topics, C.J's homeland, Love on the open road, Germanic perfume, Dating tips AND reveal the two lucky John Smith / Tunebreaker.com competition winners!

Audiogasmic® tunage is supplied by the two most handsome musicians to feature on this show (this week) the one and only B-Sydes and LuKuS!


As always, It's here! It's beer! Have a round of firsts on us!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Session 67 - Chronoses


Special guest producer for this week's show is the one and only H.G Wells.

This week the podcasting equivalent of Jon Pertwee and Patrick Troughton discuss Sexy goths and their Brilliant dress sense as well as two very important charities, namely One love for Chi and the very hairy and sexy Movember Movement.

Sexy ear hole massage supplied by the two chaps most qualified to reinstate a sense of wild shrieking and mass hysteria amongst the women folk of the likes that have not been seen since the days of "Beatlemania"!
The mustachioed man's men that go by the names John Smith and B-Sydes!


Liquid Inspiration Podcast, always hot, fresh and delicious! Delivered straight to your brain via the holes in the sides of your face!

Cheers!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Session 60 - Onanism



Amen my child. Wotcha!

On this weeks adrenaline fuelled, red raw session of the internet's most prized drunken ramblings C.J discusses achiving a personal best and Daz invents a new universal type of insurance.
Musical brilliance lathered and massaged right on your ear buds by the only man to survive collage life with the long haired beardy one, Mr B-Sydes!
Tunage is also supplied by the only band that would allow such punnage from reprobates as drunk as your charming hosts; Who else could it be other than The Wave Pictures!

Why would you go anywhere else other than the show that sets trends for other all news sources:




Got zero plans on Sunday 26th?
Why not get out of the house? Why not go to an awesome gig in Lincoln?




Cheers!

C.J & Daz