Session 162 - Modern Man (Part 1) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

WE FUCKING HATE DANCING!

During part one of this *SPECIAL*, super session of the online version of liver abuse, talk turns to one thing and one thing only: What it means to be a man in the modern age.
...and different beers. Obviously.

This weeks manly and bearded Audiogasms® are supplied by the man, myth, and legend known as Sir John Smith!


As ever it's here! It's beer! Whistle bollocks!



Cheers!

Session 161 - Leerdammers

BIT OF LEERDAMMER? TAKE A SHOT!

During this session, oh yeah happy Valentines Day... whatever...
During this session of the best free English language course on the fucking internet, talk turns to Dr Who-fucking-gives-a-shite?, The Icelandic brewery making a splash with whale beer, The American woman / hero that will want to change her name because of listening to our show and wants you to drink more... surprisingly not because of listening to our show!

This weeks Audiogasms® are rubbed into your listening parts by the ever fantastical and brilliant The Wave Pictures! Additional jaw droppingly delicious noises from our favourite friends from Atlanta (Except Keeton!) The always in time and full of fun The Wild!
We love their new video:



YEAH!
As ever it's here! It's beer! If you like it then you better put some cheese on it?


Cheese!

Session 160 - Multimedia *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

LIKE SHOES FALLING OUT OF A LOFT!

During this session, oh yeah happy new year and all that...
During this session of what your booze thinks about you in .mp3 format, talk turns to fantastic TV like Breaking Bad, fantastic films like Beverly Hills Cop III, fantastic podcasts like this, that, the other and the other other, great music like from our buddies and bands that we play on our show but also from other wonderful people like this guy, this guy and definitely these guys!
Also Daz can't mime and C.J thinks it's still November 2013! THE MADNESS!!!

This weeks fantastical Audiogasms® are piped into your brain lugs by the delicious persons known as The Wild, the sexy boys called Son Of Robot and the venerable and 100% brilliant chaps called The Wave Pictures!


As ever it's here! It's beer! Which one is he?



Cheers!

Session 159 - A LIPmas Barrel *SPECIAL*

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER!

This session of festive audio swearing goes Ho, Ho, Horribly wrong... Like a sultana in a salad.

Just say no kids, dropping acid isn't as much fun as it sounds on this show.
In fact medical studies show that it is much, much funnier than it sounds on this show. Probably.

A big drunk wet kiss and slurred thank yous to the interviewees and guest hosts we have had over the years that feature on this session namely (In order of appearance):
Zac Barclay of Misinformation Podcast, Monica Hamburg of Dazed and Convicted, Natalie S and the always delicious, self styled sausage pants Mr Regular Dave!
Also a massive festive thank you to the vocal talents of Rhi Maskell and Mrs Corinna Carlson of Gusgreeper.com

Audiogasmic® trippyness is added to by the ever resplendent and delicious The Wild and the festive spirit known as St John Smith!

Thanks to all of our Audiogasmic® artists including Sir John and Wit and The Wild, for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, The Wave Pictures, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! TRY TRIPPING YOUR BALLS OFF!


Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas everyone!

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 156 - #96 Voming-It *McCLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"McCLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

McHallelujah!

This week the (pound) saviors of internet swearyness discuss the curious case of Chris Packham's love of a certain Welsh alternative rock band, how one New Zelander is hedging his bets on a gee-gee's sex wee and just how important it is to have a separation between church and steak, during which C.J says the funniest thing he's ever said and instantly gets the beep!
A true L.I.P first!

A double dose of Audiogasmicness® injected directly into your earogenous zone courtesy of those boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Uh Huh Oh Yeh!

Also, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLY MARRIED MR AND MRS BROMLEY DAZ!

Marriage cheers!

Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Session 145 - Brewdogland

LET'S FACE THE MASTIC AND DANCE!

During this session of the finest hands on audio only builders guide on the internet, talk turns to Silly builders, The silly French, The silly North Korean government, The silly Chinese newspaper cock offices, Silly Saddam Hussein, silly golf ball finders / bomb detectors, Silly UN, Silly UK mains plugs, silly vanilla Coke and the silly bloke with his box of silly wooden penises... Peni?

Hixontastic® Audiogasmsmic® tunes are flopped in your ear pipes by the best dressed trio in that recording studio on that particular day. The one, the only The Hixon Trial! With additional Audio-Goat-Heads® prescribed by Dr Hixon along with a course of a free .mp3 download of the song featured on this show! Right click >>HERE<< and click "Save Link As" to download and keep for all of your summoning Moira emergencies.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take your goat head and call us in a matter of days!


Cheers!

Session 144 - Wreck-Chords

LEVELS! LEVELS! LEVELS!

During this session of the finest "no news" podcast on the interwebs, the guys chat about their mates Scott, Chris, Am But Colours 4, Nick Von Matterhorn, John "The Tackle" Smith as well as Lee Howard! There is also time in between to talk about a beer and a pub! I KNOW! ON THIS SHOW OF ALL PLACES!

Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith!
(BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!

Session 129 - Arigatou-Pissoir

HEY BABY! EVER HAD YOUR LEG SAT ON BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!

During this glorious example of the Internet and alcohol working in perfect, glorious harmony and fidelity, the topics of, Loud noises! Chips in the face! Japanese men smoking cigars! Gas leaks! Sausage munchers! Why bags are a stock item!

... and of course, DINOSAURS!

Audiogasms® are pumped into your listening funnels this week by the always delicious Things We Lost In The Fire and the ever missed yet eternally sexy Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Flight cases are for the talent!


We will always love you bye!

Session 126 - Overrun!

A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!

During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.

Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!

Cheers!

Session 123 - Owdi

READY! SET! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

During this session of the internet's only saving grace, talk turns to Quentin Tarentino's stunning appearance in the Bible, Viki from Leatherhead's views on crotchless panties and the Economy (They're both the same in that the bottom has dropped out of them right?! - C.J), How one billionaire's Matrix is a poor man's terrible podcast, C.J says one nice thing about Lee Howard, and Daz likes a beer... sort of.

Audiogasms® are oiled up and rubbed down by the man that makes Gentleman's Relish look like a paupers paste. The classiest man that we've ever met with the name Mr John Smith!
Additional Audiogash® is proudly presented right at your ear pipes by the super sexy sound sensation known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! OWLS!

Session 121 - Beef

WHERE'S THE BEER?!

This delicious slice of why the internet was invented features talk of Chinese drink driving laws being averted, Floridian drink driving laws being enforced, Drink driving with Stephen Hawking...s, Drink dribbling with footballs, Vegan food, Japanese food, Scandinavian food, Beefy food, Bacony food and Beer... Lots and lots of beer.

Audiogasms® are provided by the most forgiving and most wonderful man in the world, Mr David Tattersall!
Additional AudiogasMETAL® is rammed deep inside your ear ports by the most metal of men, the pride of the pacific northwest, the one, the only RedFinn!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's turning Japanese, we think it's turning Japanese we really think so!

Session 115 - Fowl

COMING FROM THE MOUTHS OF CELEBRITIES!

On this weeks session of the modern, more drunk, audio only version of Bullseye (with better prizes) talk turns to Aliens, Waiters, Doctors, Town Councillors, Actresses, Ballers, Scientologists, London Underground Ticket Holders, Bears, Tramps, Welshmen, Englishmen, Americans, Canadians, Jokers, Smokers, Midnight Tokers, Entrepreneurs, Belles, Sebastians, Hookers, Printers, Glam Rockers, Massive Cloppers and why Kat from EastEnders, that bloke that tarmaced your driveway for £40, the tanned ghost of Vegas past and Omar from The Wire's gay younger brother have their own music show when really they should be pushed into a pit and forced to fight eachother to the death.

The usual.

Audiogasms® are seductively massaged into your ear drums this week by the sweetest group of guys and gal to ever emerge from Georgia? We've never met... them?
The super duper, the super awesome The Wild!
Additional Audiogastasticness!® supplied by our ever missed, bestest ever house band Son Of Robot (R.I.P)

As ever! It's here! It's Beer! It's not even close to resembling the shittest ever episode of Mastermind!

Cheers!

Session 112 - Love-Burgers

Lavasa?! I've never met her!
During this latest internet based testament to the brilliance of beer topics turn to the confusing and cruel trend of "Breading", why you're doing valentine's day wrong every year, the best way for threesomes to plan a weekend away, why some people love eating ball pie, boiler suits, How we enhanced Whitney's career

...and of course, Love-Burgers!

Audiogasms® are spurted out all over your ear drum's chest by John Smith with a helping, well greased hand from one of the most forgiving men in music. The one and only David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's cooking on gas whilst wearing a welders mask!

Now ROCK!

Session 103 - Chris-mas (Part 2) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! BUM!


Video Spoiler!

Session 96 - Voming-It

McHallelujah!

This week the (pound) saviours of internet swearyness discuss the curious case of Chris Packham's love of a certain Welsh alternative rock band, how one New Zelander is hedging his bets on a gee-gee's sex wee and just how important it is to have a seperation between church and steak, during which C.J says the funniest thing he's ever said and instantly regrets it!
A true L.I.P first!

A double dose of Audiogasmicness® injected directly into your earogenous zone courtesy of those boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Uh Huh Oh Yeh!

Session 92 - Fancy!

SUBBUTEO!
During this, the best thing to happen to the internet since the last session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast was available to download, the boys discuss various high income sponsorships, those that take the pot, ninja weapons, Mr Cribble and his bits (get your mind out of that gutter!), fetish couture and Rupert fucking Murdoch.

Audiogasmic® cosmetic ear hole surgery is performed this week by the world's sexiest super surgeons simply known under the superb and silly sounding sobriquet Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasms® are supplied by the most forgiving band in the entire history of music. The one. The only The Wave Pictures!

As ever.

It's here! It's beer! It's having a poo at Paul's!

Cheers!

Session 91 - Comebacker II

LOVE A DUCK! WE'RE BACK!
This week the saviours of internet drinky drunkenness have a* cold pint** discuss the ancient martial art of nans mugging chavs, why you should carefully choose your TV/Broadband service provider and fart.

Yes.

Fart.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the ever handsome and multi faceted LuKuS with additional Audiogasmic® soul soothing from those boys in the band from Brighton Son Of Robot!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!*** WITH VENTED SPLEEN!


...Also don't forget to send Mr Cribble cigarettes when he gets sent to The Tower after making the funniest thing we've seen in weeks!

Enjoy!






* Read as "lots"
** Read as "pints"
*** Read as "posh totty of all titles!"

Session 89 - Maths

This week Mr Bromley Daz and 1/6 of the Village People discuss the successes of celebrities, the pitfalls of public marriage proposals, satellite tv services that make you want to write letters like this one and last but not least, Toyah Willcox's La Las

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only band that could make you fall on top of the business end of a penis just by simply reforming, those sexy boys from Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are delivered hot and fresh to your ears by the the always handsome, very forgiving brilliant chaps that go by the name The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer!

Nicole? Papa? Fuck off!

Session 84 - Firsts

THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! HUZZAH!
This week, the saviours of free speech, free beer and freeballing discuss among many topics, C.J's homeland, Love on the open road, Germanic perfume, Dating tips AND reveal the two lucky John Smith / Tunebreaker.com competition winners!

Audiogasmic® tunage is supplied by the two most handsome musicians to feature on this show (this week) the one and only B-Sydes and LuKuS!


As always, It's here! It's beer! Have a round of firsts on us!