Session 159 - A LIPmas Barrel *SPECIAL*

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER!

This session of festive audio swearing goes Ho, Ho, Horribly wrong... Like a sultana in a salad.

Just say no kids, dropping acid isn't as much fun as it sounds on this show.
In fact medical studies show that it is much, much funnier than it sounds on this show. Probably.

A big drunk wet kiss and slurred thank yous to the interviewees and guest hosts we have had over the years that feature on this session namely (In order of appearance):
Zac Barclay of Misinformation Podcast, Monica Hamburg of Dazed and Convicted, Natalie S and the always delicious, self styled sausage pants Mr Regular Dave!
Also a massive festive thank you to the vocal talents of Rhi Maskell and Mrs Corinna Carlson of Gusgreeper.com

Audiogasmic® trippyness is added to by the ever resplendent and delicious The Wild and the festive spirit known as St John Smith!

Thanks to all of our Audiogasmic® artists including Sir John and Wit and The Wild, for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, The Wave Pictures, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! TRY TRIPPING YOUR BALLS OFF!


Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas everyone!

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 144 - Wreck-Chords

LEVELS! LEVELS! LEVELS!

During this session of the finest "no news" podcast on the interwebs, the guys chat about their mates Scott, Chris, Am But Colours 4, Nick Von Matterhorn, John "The Tackle" Smith as well as Lee Howard! There is also time in between to talk about a beer and a pub! I KNOW! ON THIS SHOW OF ALL PLACES!

Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith!
(BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!

Session 125 - Durassic

OH, GOD HELP US! WE'RE IN THE HANDS OF DELICIOUS BEERS!

This week on the world's most lavish Internet based audio broadcast, talk turns to how denim never goes out of style, How billionaires have all the best stuff, C.J's 20 CD Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas stocking filler that isn't available on Tumblr, Daz preferences the high fidelity of crisp packets over mobile phones, Why changing a toilet seat is a piece of piss and why a Ginger kicks people in the face in the name of Jesus! Classic stuff!

Audiogasms® are deliciously supplied by a band so good that you can name one song of theirs, play a different song of theirs and still be 110% blown away! Yes it's the most forgiving band in the entire universe called The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is rubbed over your ear lobes like a super sexy salve courtesy of the smooth and seductive Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't fucking talk to us in the supermarket about our "Lager Soup"!

Session 118 - Quipstarter

BARRY GIBBONS FROM WARWICKSHIRE! THIS POOP IS FOR YOU!

During this (Slightly less charmingly inebriated than the last) session of the world's bestest ever audio drinking guide, there's talk about the fact that Daz actually read the news, sexy subservient chickens, why Regular Dave's car owes C.J a quid, why Amanda Fucking Palmer has inspired some lucrative yet arty public filth, the future pub in the sky and getting anal...
Sort your fucking CDs out!

Audiogasms® are rubbed all over your listening parts this week by the very sexy, very messy boys known as Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogastastic® ear hole massage provided by the one and only LuKuS!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Come fly with us come fly let's fly away!
If you could use some exotic booze there's some beer in the luggage bay!


Cheers!

Session 98 - Clubbing

RICE FOR THE PACE AND CLUBS FOR THE WAFFLES!
On this weeks island of good taste, common sense, beer and swearing topics include: the best way to retain your obvious virginity, Russians feeling the economic pinch, why George Lucas likes the Son Of Robot song "Two in the Goo, One in the poo", urban waffle markets and the best stocking filler hitting the shelves in time for Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas!

Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the sultan of swinging, the captain of cool, the mayor of music the one and only LuKuS!
Additional Audio-pants-party is supplied from those Chelmsford chaps that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! METAL!

Session 97 - Tittymatortar

WE'RE TWO!
Wotcha! The first rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is bring your own beer. The second rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is "Don't stick that in there" with all of the other rules being too unimportant to assign a number to!
Additional topics of conversation include A musical shed, Hitler's talking dogs, the way everyone in Norwich have the same last name and...

BIRTHDAY-BRAND-NEWNESS! appears in the form of new previously unheard (On this show) SUPER-Audiogasms® from B Sydes! and the rather awesome Deaftronix!

Why not celebrate the fact that two years ago we started swearing into microphones by following us on our shiny new Google+ page?!

Beers and thanks to:

John, Ben, LuKuS, Cribble, Son Of Robot, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, Things We Lost In The Fire, Chris & Kylie, Corinna & Adam, Regular Dave, Rage Jage, Matt the Hat, Good 'ands Baines, The Taj Mahal, Natalie S, Keeton Alford, Sarah Cook, Lee Howard, Robert Kennedy Whigham and everyone that has ever listened and / or forwarded spam to us.

Here's to another year and as ever:


It's here! It's Beer! Enjoy!.. Or not.


C.J & Daz

Session 94 - Gropes

This week the South East of England's premier speed drinking team discuss pricey foods, breakfast nudes, romantic moods, John Smith eludes (people linking him on Twitter).
Discussions also turn to the likes of Des, Bill and Polly.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the finest band in the (w)hole of what is called Essex Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional hot, sexy Audiogash® is slung towards your brain from the only man to ever request a hard copy of C.J's letter to have a bit of "Private personal alone time" with. It's the one and only LuKuS!


It's here! It's Beer! Have a grope and a smile!

Session 85 - Smeggs

HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Session 77 - TH35P14N5

Alas, poor listeners!
This week the heroes of the People's Republic Of China discuss the titillation of having Someone else "sort you out" and how to get rid of fake money fast!

Audiogasms® are doled out left, right and sexy centre courtesy of the most forgiving band in the history of music The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are dropped like the hottest things since really hot heat by the only man we personally know called John Smith.

Ruddy delicious!


Also, if you ask for the best, remember that you might get a shit video response:

Session 58 - Barbershop

Anna who?
During this weeks thrilling session of the internet's best audio pub crawl, C.J cheats death for another year running, Dazzer is willing to do it for one fried egg sandwhich and Regular Dave doesn't use twitter but he does use the occasional tuk-tuk...

Birthday tunage supplied by the two musical outfits that can preform anything from their back catalogue and it ALWAYS sounds better than hearing 'Happy Birthday', Yes it's The Wave Pictures and Son Of Robot.

Ruddy delicious!

Anna Crusis!

Cheers!

Session 55 - Levels

This show contains almost no references to posh birds taking it up the arse!
It does, however, contain: 2 Super Best Friends, An anecdote about Cash Converters, The drinking of a metric "Shit-Ton" of "beer", Laughter, copious belching, Music by LuKuS and those brilliant boys from Brighton Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot).
This show may also contain, sexy nudes, free hookers and an unlimited amount of "Arfs", "LOLS" and "Swedes"...

Any listeners from the Hong Kongs?

Why not purchase the first in a long line of geographical leasure wear exclusive from the Liquid Inspiration Podcast Store!



It's here! It's Beer! Send Nudes!

Session 47 - METAL!

METAL!

This week the saviours of the internet discuss the joys and pure pleasure of mixing drinks in order to meet your favourite musical artists, Not clicking a website, being hip with the kids #forrealz, and why drowning the poor cow you married because you got pissed and stuck your slag hammer in side her gutted hamster will spare the surrounding area shame if you happen to be in Bali.

(Non)METAL! treats courtesy of the boys from Essex known so well for their sexiness, that even the Queen must lower her spectacles with one hand and cup her clopper with the other! The stunning group of young men simply known as Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional musical treats supplied along with an apology from C.J to the man that goes by the name David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

Some say, every time you flick up some devil horns a telephone rings in hell...

Everytime you laugh at this weeks show Keith Richards lives another 6 months!..

...As per his agreement with the master.


Cheers! METAL!

Session 36 - Misinformation

In this week's bumper ram packed bundle of drinky swearyness:
C.J decides streaking is the new not streaking, Daz discusses regious sects, Keeton sends us a video of questionable parenting, Zac explains the true meaning of central heating, Son Of Robot spunk up your ear holes and Things We Lost In The Fire get their sloppy seconds all inside your noise holes.

Happy?

We thought you would be.


Cheers!

Session 17 - Clusterfuck

Cheeses! This weeks guests are a suspicious bunch as they are unaware as to what news stories are real and which are mere fabrications of a drunkards silly mind. We offered them a full refund for their journey and so we’re $10′000.00 out of pocket… well, it was a whole 10 minute bus ride!

Delicious and sexy jeffing music supplied by the relatively disease free and fanciers of tasty curry Son Of Robot.

The only podcast that’s got an audible custom flame job and a keep their putting greens neatly trimmed.

Loquod Onsporatoin Pidcast, a place for tasty beer and recycled jokes.

Delicious!