Showing posts with label BBC News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBC News. Show all posts

Friday, March 29, 2013

Session 141 - #34 Gone Fishin' *CLASSIC SPECIAL*


DOIN' IT FOR THE HALIBUT!

AVAST!

Oh Hello, do you have "Liquid Inspiration Podcast" by C.J and Daz?*

This week, the guys are on crest behaviour as they pond-er some of the worlds worst nautical puns.

Tales from the deep courtesy of the regular house band, their use of language makes longshoremen blush. The band that has the biggest barnacles in Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional sea shanties from the salty sea dog from the Sou'wester England Captain Long John Smith.

.....My Name? Yes, it's C.J and Daz**.

*Additional material this week by Judie Judie.
**Circa March 2010.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Session 131 - SafeSun

IT PUTS THE BREWDOG IN THE BELLY!

During this session of why the internet smells funny, topics of chin flapping turn to: How Jim fixed it for a cow enthusiast, What is missing from the world's most expensive cocktail, Why we're still "Up there" on a certain "wide ranging" topic and the other reason for our classy nature... Delicious indolence.

Magic Audiogasms®, that are so good they may as well have been hand made by blind monks at a thousand feet above sea level, are dribbled into your ear pipes by B Sydes and the band that have a sound that is more high definition than if you cooked the shattered pieces of a Blu-Ray disc into a pie with a lightly grilled HDMI cable that has been soaked in movie trailers like some kind of tasty, tasty HD marinade and served on a slab of Jamie Fucking Oliver style wood... of course it's the Georgia's favourite sons / daughter, the one, the only, The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now then now then... Keep it classy!

Cheers!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Session 94 - Gropes


This week the South East of England's premier speed drinking team discuss pricey foods, breakfast nudes, romantic moods, John Smith eludes (people linking him on Twitter).
Discussions also turn to the likes of Des, Bill and Polly.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the finest band in the (w)hole of what is called Essex Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional hot, sexy Audiogash® is slung towards your brain from the only man to ever request a hard copy of C.J's letter to have a bit of "Private personal alone time" with. It's the one and only LuKuS!


It's here! It's Beer! Have a grope and a smile!

Friday, April 01, 2011

Session 87 - Balamorys


IF T9 WAS IN THE KAISER CHIEFS IT WOULD'VE PREDICTED A PINT!
This week the saviours of internet broadcasting discuss the joy of modern day style icons, the joy of public cleansing, the joy of public chundering and the ever lasting joy of being a bit more French?!?!?!!!

Actual in ear Audiogasms® are thrusted into your minds this week by the finest boys to ever look over the side of Brighton Pier and say "Ooh! That's a bit high!" the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are shaken off onto your temporal bone by the beard fanatic and fan of motorway service station pastys Mr John Smith


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now repeat after us:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

FUCK, FUCK

FUCK THE PO-LICE


Sting's made enough money by now anyway...

Friday, December 10, 2010

Session 71 - Slacktivism


WARNING!
This weeks session contains revelations of the sexual kind along with the discovery premium country of origin for the world's best lorry drivers, The best places to find T'challenged at T'truckin' and the Internet's place for cockage! All this as well as your usual dose of witty drinky drunkyness.

This weeks Audiogasmic® O-face is courtesy of John Smith and the forgiving and super awesome chaps that go by the name of The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Don't be a Taffy Bellend.