Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Session 137 - Going-Dow(n) Jones *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

BOIL THEM, BLEACH THEM AND THEN BURN THEM! JUST IN CASE!

During this session of the best free financial / booby advice service in the world, Bromley Daz fixes visual dependency by making an inaudible visual reference on mic, C.J Hixon fixes everyone's tax woes by expanding on an obvious role for one of society's more unemployable souls and the legend that is Keeton Alford makes a world improving suggestion!
Good work lad!

Audiogasms® are provided courtasy of economic guru Sir John Smith and those filthy "5p per item of clothing" sultry strippers Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Your ears may be at risk if you do not keep up downloads of this Podcast, Podcasts are subject to availability, Everybody except Danny Dyer is a winner, Terms and conditions apply!

Cheers!

Session 133 - Gentrificationism

IF YOU DON'T USE IT YOU LOSE IT!

During this session of the most dedicated beer testing co-operative in the universe talk turns to such topics as death by boobies, sexy sofas, a fantastic covers album (Although for a different fantastic covers album you could visit here!), delicious beer from classically trained southerners, a dentist with bad breath, small town racial / ageist / legal profiling and of course... Jordan's minge.

Audiogasms® are delivered, with the assistance of a Pickfords van, by the most forgiving band ever to be called The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogo-on-stick-the-rest-in-the-garage-isms® are courtesy of the only band capable of ordering a pizza AND finding a plug point for the kettle from the inside of your ear holes AT THE SAME TIME! Of course it's the one and only Son Of Robot!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Good day! Have at thee!


Cheers!

Session 126 - Overrun!

A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!

During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.

Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!

Cheers!

Session 113 - Betty-Scollops

AT LAST! IT'S HERE!

This session of the universe's bestest brown coloured swears gets flushed right down your internet pipes chock full of talk of Jazz Pronz on the radio, Best practices when flipping a "Weather Bird", Bastard fucking kids, Cooking with Poo, High quality parenting tips and for the first time in a long time...

...Some really shocking SPORTS!

Audiogasmicness® is cooked up this week by the finest Michelin starred band to ever come from Georgia! We've never... er... met them? It's those handsome kids The Wild!
Additional Audiogasmic® pot washing is supplied by the only man this show trusts it's fine china with. The man, the myth, the legend, THE John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Willys in your face, arse in your ear!


Cheers!

Session 112 - Love-Burgers

Lavasa?! I've never met her!
During this latest internet based testament to the brilliance of beer topics turn to the confusing and cruel trend of "Breading", why you're doing valentine's day wrong every year, the best way for threesomes to plan a weekend away, why some people love eating ball pie, boiler suits, How we enhanced Whitney's career

...and of course, Love-Burgers!

Audiogasms® are spurted out all over your ear drum's chest by John Smith with a helping, well greased hand from one of the most forgiving men in music. The one and only David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's cooking on gas whilst wearing a welders mask!

Now ROCK!

Session 101 - Educationment

Class is in session!
Turn your phones off and turn to page 69! Today's lesson includes such curriculum as: Midgets in porn being eaten by badgers, Ginger whingers, the high production values of the world's best podcast, C.J's college days and how Daz once fixed Mr Jeckles show.

Pay attention in the back!

Audiogasms® 101 is taught this week by the only teacher with tenure Professor B-Sydes with an additional course in Audiogasmiconology® run by handsome beard about town, the one and only Dr John Smith!

As ever, aural displeasure in glorious stereo is here! With beer!
Punching the Open University in the side of the head!


For extra credit please take our course in audio production:

Session 87 - Balamorys

IF T9 WAS IN THE KAISER CHIEFS IT WOULD'VE PREDICTED A PINT!
This week the saviours of internet broadcasting discuss the joy of modern day style icons, the joy of public cleansing, the joy of public chundering and the ever lasting joy of being a bit more French?!?!?!!!

Actual in ear Audiogasms® are thrusted into your minds this week by the finest boys to ever look over the side of Brighton Pier and say "Ooh! That's a bit high!" the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are shaken off onto your temporal bone by the beard fanatic and fan of motorway service station pastys Mr John Smith


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now repeat after us:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

FUCK, FUCK

FUCK THE PO-LICE


Sting's made enough money by now anyway...

Session 75 - Free!

This week, the saviours of free speech on Internet radio known simply as C.J and Daz discuss the beautiful concept of one girl one cup, discuss the generosity of others and request some fancy items from You, the listeners.

Your priceless in ear "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the boys that put the word "sexy" into the phrase "Those boys are so nude I could poo!.. Sexy!" The one and only Son Of Robot! With additional musical delights from the most tolerant and forgiving band in the world, The Wave Pictures.


As ever, it's here! It's beer!
Why pay for the rest when you can have the best (FREE!)