BIN LINERS BEHIND THE BAR! CHICKEN WINGS IN THE ASHTRAY!
Welcome to another fantastic *SPECIAL* session of the reason the internet sounds a bit more pissed than it really should! During this weeks fermented folly, talk turns to The Worlds End, The Swan and Mitre, The Half Moon, The Cock Inn, The Cock Horse Inn, The Tickled Trout, The Black Lion, A Red Robin, Brew Dog Camden, The Queen Adelaide, A bar at the pictures and only a brief mention of The Bunch Of Grapes... If you've hit the kebab shop, you've gone too far!
Audiogasms® are provided this session by a delicious pint of John Smith and that bloke, spiky hair, plays guitar and sings to electronic beats, rubbed his pits in your face at that gig that one time... you know, drinks cold lager! Of course we mean LuKuS!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! OI! GET YOUR FUCKING ROUND IN!
Cheers!
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Friday, November 02, 2012
Friday, September 07, 2012
Session 126 - Overrun!
A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!
During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.
Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!
Cheers!
During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.
Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!
Cheers!
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