Session 151 - Comebacker III

HAVING A DURRY IN THE DUNNY!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio only drinking session talk turns to Australian slang, absorbing the accents of others, super rare and delicious beers and BrewDog... Lots and lots of tasty, tasty BrewDog... delicious and inventive BrewDog.

This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes!
AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!

It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?

Thanks BrewDog.
ThewDog.

Cheers!

Session 145 - Brewdogland

LET'S FACE THE MASTIC AND DANCE!

During this session of the finest hands on audio only builders guide on the internet, talk turns to Silly builders, The silly French, The silly North Korean government, The silly Chinese newspaper cock offices, Silly Saddam Hussein, silly golf ball finders / bomb detectors, Silly UN, Silly UK mains plugs, silly vanilla Coke and the silly bloke with his box of silly wooden penises... Peni?

Hixontastic® Audiogasmsmic® tunes are flopped in your ear pipes by the best dressed trio in that recording studio on that particular day. The one, the only The Hixon Trial! With additional Audio-Goat-Heads® prescribed by Dr Hixon along with a course of a free .mp3 download of the song featured on this show! Right click >>HERE<< and click "Save Link As" to download and keep for all of your summoning Moira emergencies.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take your goat head and call us in a matter of days!


Cheers!

Session 139 - Sanitised

LIKE A HOBO EATING A RAW FISH!

Inside this delicious session of the cheapest audio only drinking session the guys mull over the topics of the building / driving / parking of a Death Star, reasonable rates for filming a movie, this weeks sponsor engaging in some water sports and the low scoring metric French stuff!

Audiogasms® are supplied plastic bag free and full of germy deliciousness by concierge John Smith and bell boys The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! KEEP THAT REMOTE IN THE FUCKING PLASTIC!

Cheers!

Session 135 - Motoring *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

GET A FUCKING CAR!

During this session of the world's best in car entertainment talk turns to the subjects of penises in German cars, penises that use their pieds à vélo, penises that can't drive in snow, the icy penis C.J found and a distinct absence of beer graphs... hmmm.

Audiogasms® are in top gear, all revved up and are thundering down the highway that is your ear holes driven by racing experts The Wild with co-driver Sir John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! SERIOUSLY! GET A CAR!


Cheers!

Session 126 - Overrun!

A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!

During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.

Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!

Cheers!

Session 103 - Chris-mas (Part 2) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! BUM!


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Session 100 - The Ton

OOONE HUUUUUUNDREEED!

On this weeks scintillating installment of the finest free to air drinking session on the Internet the chaps discuss bargain bin apple products, prime real estate for fast food, Olympic "Arse-verts©", the quirks of French cars and the chancers that "mend" them and C.J joining the Geri-Set.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by our brilliant new friends The Wild with additional Audiogasmicness® courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! IT'S THE TON!


Cheers!

Session 99 - Context

BRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!!!!

This week on the home of drunken logic the chaps discuss the French, the mysterious Austrailian phenominon of reverse beer goggles, how to fix the country (again) and shit super heroes during all of which C.J allows a fancy Belgiums beer to give him fancy Belgiums burps.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving, the handsome, the talented, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures with additional ear hole satisfaction is served up courtasy of our new friends The Wild!

As ever it's here! It's Beer! It's all about context.

Session 93 - Bonurs

¡Hola! During this internationally flavoured session of the worlds favourite podcast the saviours of Internet based drinky swearyness discuss sexy academics using strange power tools, the online slave trade, somewhere you can enjoy swears between sessions of the the best loved show on iTunes, a fantastic location for a date or bar licence, short sticky little drunken bastards and as usual, a selection of jokes scraped from the bottom of the comedy barrel.

Musical Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only Sir John Smith!
Additional Audiogasms® are thrusted deep inside your ear holes by the only band to ever be this fat and this sexy, it's Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck has got Daz's book?

Session 82 - Hari-Kari

At the next Podcast, Turn left... You left the gas on didn't you?
This week the saviours of drinky drunken swearyness discuss top notch celebrity endorsements, correct eating etiquette when taking in the arts, heavy duty, durable waste collection bags and C.J's brand new religion of fourteen or so years... aside from the obvious.

Audiogasms® this week are delivered by the ever rugged and manly John Smith! (Who would also like to remind you that you can still vote for him on his Tunebreaker.com profile and buy some 60p songs if you want... and seeing as we are putting words in his mouth he'd also like you to know that we here at L.I.P are his best friends in the whole wide world and that he's scared of spiders and wears frilly pants... probably)
Additional handsome men making brilliant audio style noises comes in the form of the most forgiving band in the universe! The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't stick that in there!

Cheers!

Session 56 - Weekly

Alright bruv?
Durin' this weeks mental session of the only show that makes you feel like you nicked the iTunes store's best stuff those posh ladz do dun a lot of talkin' and that abahht such shit like beer and tits and shit D'ya get me?

Bangin' tunes by John Smith an' The Wave Pictures! Faaackin bonkers!

Your Liquid Inspiration Podcast Technicians reccomend that you use a handy translation guide to decipher any "cool lingo" or a concise map in order to dodge any "Local Colour"...

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Cheers me bredrin'!