Session 162 - Modern Man (Part 1) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

WE FUCKING HATE DANCING!

During part one of this *SPECIAL*, super session of the online version of liver abuse, talk turns to one thing and one thing only: What it means to be a man in the modern age.
...and different beers. Obviously.

This weeks manly and bearded Audiogasms® are supplied by the man, myth, and legend known as Sir John Smith!


As ever it's here! It's beer! Whistle bollocks!



Cheers!

Session 159 - A LIPmas Barrel *SPECIAL*

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER!

This session of festive audio swearing goes Ho, Ho, Horribly wrong... Like a sultana in a salad.

Just say no kids, dropping acid isn't as much fun as it sounds on this show.
In fact medical studies show that it is much, much funnier than it sounds on this show. Probably.

A big drunk wet kiss and slurred thank yous to the interviewees and guest hosts we have had over the years that feature on this session namely (In order of appearance):
Zac Barclay of Misinformation Podcast, Monica Hamburg of Dazed and Convicted, Natalie S and the always delicious, self styled sausage pants Mr Regular Dave!
Also a massive festive thank you to the vocal talents of Rhi Maskell and Mrs Corinna Carlson of Gusgreeper.com

Audiogasmic® trippyness is added to by the ever resplendent and delicious The Wild and the festive spirit known as St John Smith!

Thanks to all of our Audiogasmic® artists including Sir John and Wit and The Wild, for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, The Wave Pictures, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! TRY TRIPPING YOUR BALLS OFF!


Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas everyone!

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 158 - Midwiffins

THEY'RE ALL DEAD DAVE!

This particular slice of delicious and downloadable audio goodness features talk of Super Street Fighting beer, Super Scottish beer, Super Space beer, as well as Super pant soiling pies, Super online qualifications and babies...

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are piped directly into the sexy part of your brain by the always delicious Sir John Smith! with added audio scrumptiousness courtesy of Mr David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Hey porter!



Cheers!

Session 157 - Gonging *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

LOB-EST-AH ~ n ~ To appear on TV looking sunburned. Not to be confused with large marine crustaceans.

This week, our intrepid survivors of Man-Flu discuss weddings, Champagne, Canadians, Folk / Metal / Punk music stars, the literality of apple juice, C90 Cassettes, Maths and the penis.

Audiogasms® this session are gold plated, oxygen free and woven by the penises of blind Andalusian Monks in the foot hills of mount Mulhacén into the audio effigies of the one and only Sir John Smith, RedFinn and The Wild for 100% deliciousness!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Penis.

Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Session 154 - #28 Interviews *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

AUBERGE-O-RAMA!

This week the world's most recession proof audio drinking session re-release some interviews of some of the most interesting ethnic minorities:
A Ginger, A Scottish and the rarest of all people… A FUN LOVING INNKEEPER!

Stand back in awe of the glorious stereophonic experience that is this particular delicious session of your favourite drunkards doing what they do best… Sitting in a pub, drinking.

Audio-berge-gasms® are supplied by the always handsome and fancy free boys about Brighton, SON OF ROBOT! Additional Audiogasmicness® are from a man that can literally take you down to china town during a Scrabble match, the Scrabulus Scrabulator Sir John Smith! (With that video we promised!)


You've heard it once a few years back and it's still your favourite session!

It's here! It's beer! Auberge-A-GO-GO!


Cheers!

If you ever get the chance, please take some time to visit The Red Lion, Stodmarsh, Kent, 01227 721339 for a few sharpeners!

Session 151 - Comebacker III

HAVING A DURRY IN THE DUNNY!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio only drinking session talk turns to Australian slang, absorbing the accents of others, super rare and delicious beers and BrewDog... Lots and lots of tasty, tasty BrewDog... delicious and inventive BrewDog.

This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes!
AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!

It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?

Thanks BrewDog.
ThewDog.

Cheers!

Session 150 - #71 Slacktivism *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

THE REFEREE IS PROBABLY A NICE MAN BUT FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS CHANT WE SUPPOSE THAT HE TOUCHES HIS CLIVE TOO MUCH!

This weeks Classic session of the worlds best audio drinking guide contains talk of a website that helps you name your distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags, Where to find the best lorry drivers, Where to find those that are T'challenged at T'truckin', The goings on near a pole down south (so to speak) and of course... FOOTBALL!

This weeks Audiogasmic® man of the match is the team captain Sir John Smith with additional Audiogasms® from the ever forgiving and super awesome hat-trick that goes by the name The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Don't be a Taffy Bellend.

Cheers!

Session 144 - Wreck-Chords

LEVELS! LEVELS! LEVELS!

During this session of the finest "no news" podcast on the interwebs, the guys chat about their mates Scott, Chris, Am But Colours 4, Nick Von Matterhorn, John "The Tackle" Smith as well as Lee Howard! There is also time in between to talk about a beer and a pub! I KNOW! ON THIS SHOW OF ALL PLACES!

Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith!
(BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Session 141 - #34 Gone Fishin' *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

DOIN' IT FOR THE HALIBUT!

AVAST!

Oh Hello, do you have "Liquid Inspiration Podcast" by C.J and Daz?*

This week, the guys are on crest behaviour as they pond-er some of the worlds worst nautical puns.

Tales from the deep courtesy of the regular house band, their use of language makes longshoremen blush. The band that has the biggest barnacles in Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional sea shanties from the salty sea dog from the Sou'wester England Captain Long John Smith.

.....My Name? Yes, it's C.J and Daz**.

*Additional material this week by Judie Judie.
**Circa March 2010.

Session 140 - Hosers

GOT PEANUTS? LIKE AMBULANCES? GET IN THAT PHONE BOX NOW!

During this session of the finest recorded online daytime drinking session the lads discuss various "sex acts", sample beers A, 2 and iii, muse over some misguided drivers and confirm the release date of John Smith's Audiogasmic® new album!

Talking of which, Audiogasms® are flung into your ear pipes this session by Sir John and A group of individuals that know how to behave around other peoples fire safety equipment, the one, the only The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Bring your own gear!

Cheers!

Session 139 - Sanitised

LIKE A HOBO EATING A RAW FISH!

Inside this delicious session of the cheapest audio only drinking session the guys mull over the topics of the building / driving / parking of a Death Star, reasonable rates for filming a movie, this weeks sponsor engaging in some water sports and the low scoring metric French stuff!

Audiogasms® are supplied plastic bag free and full of germy deliciousness by concierge John Smith and bell boys The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! KEEP THAT REMOTE IN THE FUCKING PLASTIC!

Cheers!

Session 137 - Going-Dow(n) Jones *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

BOIL THEM, BLEACH THEM AND THEN BURN THEM! JUST IN CASE!

During this session of the best free financial / booby advice service in the world, Bromley Daz fixes visual dependency by making an inaudible visual reference on mic, C.J Hixon fixes everyone's tax woes by expanding on an obvious role for one of society's more unemployable souls and the legend that is Keeton Alford makes a world improving suggestion!
Good work lad!

Audiogasms® are provided courtasy of economic guru Sir John Smith and those filthy "5p per item of clothing" sultry strippers Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Your ears may be at risk if you do not keep up downloads of this Podcast, Podcasts are subject to availability, Everybody except Danny Dyer is a winner, Terms and conditions apply!

Cheers!

Session 135 - Motoring *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

GET A FUCKING CAR!

During this session of the world's best in car entertainment talk turns to the subjects of penises in German cars, penises that use their pieds à vélo, penises that can't drive in snow, the icy penis C.J found and a distinct absence of beer graphs... hmmm.

Audiogasms® are in top gear, all revved up and are thundering down the highway that is your ear holes driven by racing experts The Wild with co-driver Sir John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! SERIOUSLY! GET A CAR!


Cheers!

Session 134 - Queen's Peach *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS EVERYBODY!

During this festive session of the drinking man's guide to surviving the holidays, Daz is absent due to his yearly tradition of carol singer hunting and so C.J is joined by guest hosts Christopher D Bate and Sir John Smith!

We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our Audiogasmic® artists (including Sir John) for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, The Wild, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

Additional thanks go out to our super sexy affiliates, to whom we also owe a beer or two: Cribble, Kylie, Mrs Carlson and Always Burning Corn 4, the folks at Squidink Tattoo, the geniuses at Brew Dog, our lawyer Mr Scotto White and of course the mince pie molester from Leicester Christopher Bate!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! See you in the new year!


Cheers!


C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 130 - Pubs *SPECIAL*

BIN LINERS BEHIND THE BAR! CHICKEN WINGS IN THE ASHTRAY!

*SPECIAL SHOW*

Welcome to another fantastic *SPECIAL* session of the reason the internet sounds a bit more pissed than it really should! During this weeks fermented folly, talk turns to The Worlds End, The Swan and Mitre, The Half Moon, The Cock Inn, The Cock Horse Inn, The Tickled Trout, The Black Lion, A Red Robin, Brew Dog Camden, The Queen Adelaide, A bar at the pictures and only a brief mention of The Bunch Of Grapes... If you've hit the kebab shop, you've gone too far!

Audiogasms® are provided this session by a delicious pint of John Smith and that bloke, spiky hair, plays guitar and sings to electronic beats, rubbed his pits in your face at that gig that one time... you know, drinks cold lager! Of course we mean LuKuS!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! OI! GET YOUR FUCKING ROUND IN!

Cheers!

Session 127 - Dog-A *SPECIAL*

BREW ARE YOU? BR-EW! BR-EW! I REALLY WANNA KNOW!

*SPECIAL SHOW*

Yes! It's another special offering of the audio only version of drinking with C.J and Daz featuring talk of awkward old people in pubs, Daz's many rules of thumb, the mysteries of the water powered car, being on that side of things like C.J's old band, Not giving two shits about "The McWhiffin School for the Blind Girl Hockey Team" and a certain Scottish stout gets a whopping 5.5 Berts?!?!?
MADNESS!!

Triple Audiogasmicness® is slung down your ear pipes by Sir John Smith, The Wild and the always sexy Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! BREW DOG!!!

Cheers!

Session 124 - Crabbin'

LOVERS POT-HOLE IN THE MIDDLE LANE!

During this session of the reason the internet was invented talk turns to performance enhancing beer, delicious (brand specific) discounts, dating tips from the experts, the art of car crabbing and of course the toilet habits of the clinically insane.

Audiogasms® are carefully prepared by our resident bearded wonder, the ever handsome Chef John Smith!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is presented to you in the form of a waxy takeaway carton choc full of delicious tunage, cooked to perfection by the most forgiving band in the known universe, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! International-magic-sports-day-advertising-fest-two-thousand-and-twelve is nearly over!

Session 123 - Owdi

READY! SET! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

During this session of the internet's only saving grace, talk turns to Quentin Tarentino's stunning appearance in the Bible, Viki from Leatherhead's views on crotchless panties and the Economy (They're both the same in that the bottom has dropped out of them right?! - C.J), How one billionaire's Matrix is a poor man's terrible podcast, C.J says one nice thing about Lee Howard, and Daz likes a beer... sort of.

Audiogasms® are oiled up and rubbed down by the man that makes Gentleman's Relish look like a paupers paste. The classiest man that we've ever met with the name Mr John Smith!
Additional Audiogash® is proudly presented right at your ear pipes by the super sexy sound sensation known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! OWLS!