This weeks Audiogasms® are launched into your ear space by the ever forgiving The Wave Pictures! Additional interstellar sounds supplied by the one and only Son Of Robot!
Audiogasms® this session are gold plated, oxygen free and woven by the penises of blind Andalusian Monks in the foot hills of mount Mulhacén into the audio effigies of the one and only Sir John Smith, RedFinn and The Wild for 100% deliciousness!
This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio based round of beers talk turns to Peter Capaldi being the fucking Dr, being so drunk a dog can eat off your Johnson without you noticing, old Bob's massive nob and very little mention of any delicious and tasty BrewDog...
This weeks Audiogasms® are plopped into your listening holes by the one and only Son Of Robot! with extra super Audiogasmicalisms® from beer expert and known handsome man LuKuS!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! YOU CAN DOWNLOAD RICE!
This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes! AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!
It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?
Bromley Daz's Spicy Bromley Burgers:
500g of Minced Beef
1/2 an Onion (Chopped)
2 Teaspoons of Chilli Powder
1 Teaspoon of Cumin
1/4 of a Lime
Whack the beef and chopped onion into a bowl with the chilli powder and cumin.
Squeeze the 1/4 of a lime into the bowl and mix that shit up!
Make four burgers. If it's the day before put them in the fridge.
If it's the day you want to eat them, shove them in the freezer!
Get them cold and set! Whack them on the barbie and grab a cold and delicious IPA of somedescription!
C.J's Cheese and Mac and cheese:
150g Macaroni
150g Broccoli
150g Quark
150g Smoked Cheese (Cut into small bits)
3 Egg Yolks
2 Cloves of Garlic (Chopped)
1 Tablespoon-ish of Chilli Flakes
Stick your oven on to 200°C.
Boil the macaroni until almost ready to eat then boil the broccoli with it in the same pan.
Throw the Quark, the egg yolks, the garlic and the chilli flakes into a bowl and mix that sucker up!
Drain the macaroni and broccoli and mix it all up with the other stuff.
Put the mixture into two oven proof bowls adding the cheese as you go.
Cook for 35-45 minutes or until it looks delicious.
(Daz's top tip - Add grated Red Leicester and Cheddar to the top about 20 minutes into cooking for a cheesy crust!)
Add salt and serve with a cold and tasty beer of somesort and extra salt.
Delicious Audiogasmsms® are supplied by the most forgiving band in catering, The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasmic® treats are carefully baked with the finest of care and with only the teasing of the taste buds in your ears in mind by the one, the only, The Wild!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Get a pen and paper!
Hixontastic®Audiogasmsmic® tunes are flopped in your ear pipes by the best dressed trio in that recording studio on that particular day. The one, the only The Hixon Trial! With additional Audio-Goat-Heads® prescribed by Dr Hixon along with a course of a free .mp3 download of the song featured on this show! Right click >>HERE<< and click "Save Link As" to download and keep for all of your summoning Moira emergencies.
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take your goat head and call us in a matter of days!
Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith! (BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!
FLAG, BALCONY, BIG HAT AND A FANCY DOUBLE HANDED SALUTE!
During this session of a podcast that really does exist, the topic of "People that don't exist" is supplied by the ever cosmopolitan chap about town Ahhh! Big Cowboys! 4... Only, it's really fucking difficult to talk for an hour about people you can't describe. So we talk about three reallytastybeers as well!
Audiogasms® are supplied by Republic of Dazmania national anthem co-creators Lord LuKuS! and the right honourable The Wave Pictures!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't get all Art Deco, just fucking drink it!
Audiogasms® are supplied by the stars of the silver and small screen, the ever sexy Son Of Robot! Additional Audiogasverts® are provided during the breaks by the Essex boys that know a product worth purchasing when they see one, the ever awesome Things We Lost In The Fire!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Same beer time! Same beer channel!
Finally, a reminder that telly, when produced well, can be a passionate and rewarding experience for the viewer:
