Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Session 144 - Wreck-Chords

LEVELS! LEVELS! LEVELS!

During this session of the finest "no news" podcast on the interwebs, the guys chat about their mates Scott, Chris, Am But Colours 4, Nick Von Matterhorn, John "The Tackle" Smith as well as Lee Howard! There is also time in between to talk about a beer and a pub! I KNOW! ON THIS SHOW OF ALL PLACES!

Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith!
(BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!

Session 111 - Twattage!

TO ME! TO YOU! TO ME! TO YOU!
On this latest installment of the Great British drinking experiment sore backs and tiredness take a back seat to such topics as who is never making an appearence on the show... ever, Indonesia's big swinging balls, why high priced Hollywood investements are best paid in cash and vans... moving boxes... in vans.

Audiogasms® come right in your ears in the form of LuKuS with a side chaser of the only band that can say adios to a beloved recording space, the truly awesome Son Of Robot!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! We love studio D, bye!



Cheers!

Session 95 - ステーキ

こんにちは!
This week the Federers of the phrase "fucking fucksocks", the Nadals of nay-saying, the Sharapovas of "Sharapova? I've never met her!" get all sweary on centre court and don't mention Wimbledon once!

Seriously!

Not once!

Themes of the many, far better discussions on this show include, Reasons why hot steamy porn should be shown on Submarines, Oil Rigs, Supermarkets, Ladies fancy clothes shops, Prisons and prisms, Why C.J is after Roy Walker's old job, and why, when in Japan, you should be really really careful when ordering shiitake & steak.
All of which are discussed whilst being watched over by the world's finest legal mind, the man with two backs to his left hand, The north of England's last legal hope! The one and only Mr Scotto White!

This weeks Audiogasms® pour into your ear to brain pipes courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world, yes folks! It's The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear-hole-coconut-oil-rub-down from the finest looking beard we've ever seen connected to a chap called Mr John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Daddy or chips?

Session 73 - Present

This week's special festive session comes live, and completely unprepared from earlier in the week.

Seasonally appropriate musical stylings from the man who comes down your chimney all through the year: Mr John Smith. Also, a handy eating guide for the holidays courtesy of Brighton's finest Son Of Robot! Oh, and an extra special bonus track from The Wave Pictures, the most tolerant band in the entire music industry... Fact!

And a special thanks to all of our very sexy affiliates:

LuKuS

B-Sydes

Son Of Robot

Things We Lost In The Fire

John Smith

The Wave Pictures

Cribble

Christopher D Bate

Mr & Mrs Carlson

Squidink Tattoo

The ignorant mind of Danny Dyer


Cheers!



C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Session 72 - Time-Ghost

This week's antisocial network antidote comes to you courtasy of AA, AA and the healing power of "Pre-Post Rock Greatness!"

This weeks patented sexy "Audiogasm®" is supplied by the only man to ever wipe his pit sweat over C.J's face without recieving a large cash payment from him first, The ever fantastical LuKuS! With added audio scrumptiousness from those boys in the band from Brighton... The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever...

It's here! It's beer! Stop getting on everybody's titamaboobs on the Facebook and get on with your life you twitarse!

Session 63 - Comebacker

Wotcha!
On this weeks hot fresh and delicious session of the best source of drinky interweb swearyness, C.J is struck down by the dreaded and potentially fatal "Man-Flu" whilst Daz laments about those that fling life's uninteresting conversational stoppers right in your face(book). Bunch of Jeggins!

Music is supplied this week by the only man that is not only able to seduce all of the listeners of this podcast with his music but also be called "John Smith" at the same time! John Smith!
Additional tunage supplied by the only band to ever put out a record under the name "The Wave Pictures"! It is of course, The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Go get that scran down ya!

Session 60 - Onanism

Amen my child. Wotcha!

On this weeks adrenaline fuelled, red raw session of the internet's most prized drunken ramblings C.J discusses achiving a personal best and Daz invents a new universal type of insurance.
Musical brilliance lathered and massaged right on your ear buds by the only man to survive collage life with the long haired beardy one, Mr B-Sydes!
Tunage is also supplied by the only band that would allow such punnage from reprobates as drunk as your charming hosts; Who else could it be other than The Wave Pictures!

Why would you go anywhere else other than the show that sets trends for other all news sources:




Got zero plans on Sunday 26th?
Why not get out of the house? Why not go to an awesome gig in Lincoln?




Cheers!

C.J & Daz

Session 45 - Dire

WHO ARE YA?!

Oi! Oi! You lucky people! This week the saviours of the internet discuss the pros and cons of getting hitched, give Kevin Cotter the inspirational creator of www.myexwifesweddingdress.com a round of applause, Discuss the foolishness of children and talk about the acting chops of a certain Mockney Actor.

Son Of Robot give us the clap as we clap along to the man that makes a van full of poodles hand stiching high quality Elizabethan period costumes look talentless, the one and only John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer!

...and whatever you do don't be tempted to click >> THIS <<




We'd like to leave you with some of our favourite phrases from the glorious internet:

"Religion is the opiate of the people." Karl Marx (1843)

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." George Carlin (1989)

"I get a lot of love from men." Danny Dyer (2009)

Session 43 - Busy?

Wotcha... Been busy?

Shut up. We don't care and neither does anyone else for that matter you persistent whinger you!

This week your favourite cads and bounders about town discuss the life saving properties of the breast implant, endorse getting the boobs out to stop wars and poke a large legal lawsuit in the chest with a stick... not just any stick. A stick covered in shit.

Son Of Robot discuss the weather at your face whilst your hosts bum a smoke and a light off of LuKuS.

It's here! It's Beer! And we couldn't give two flying fucks about your mothers Sciatica.

Cheers!

Session 40 - Pölitiks

VOTE FOR VICTORY!

This week the internet’s most reliable source for factual and accurate journalism discuss the merits of French automobiles, the joy of fake religion and the joy of drinking coffee in the nude…

… Oh yeah, and the election.

Rush to the polls with the two sexiest men in music that always win a majority vote in our books the right honerable John Smith and Lord LuKuS.

Whatever the political result, it won’t be nearly as interesting as the weekly dose of your favourite barrel of drinky and sweary awesomeness!

Cheers!