Session 152 - #78 Live *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

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An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Additional audio style, sexy rub down that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex your brain right up is courtesy of the collective lube that goes by the name of Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!

Session 140 - Hosers

GOT PEANUTS? LIKE AMBULANCES? GET IN THAT PHONE BOX NOW!

During this session of the finest recorded online daytime drinking session the lads discuss various "sex acts", sample beers A, 2 and iii, muse over some misguided drivers and confirm the release date of John Smith's Audiogasmic® new album!

Talking of which, Audiogasms® are flung into your ear pipes this session by Sir John and A group of individuals that know how to behave around other peoples fire safety equipment, the one, the only The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Bring your own gear!

Cheers!

Session 104 - Appeal-ing

MUNICH MADNESS!
Topics on this charitable and sensitive installment of the world's greatest drinking session include, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Sunderland, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Jordan's minge, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Scottish curry, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness that is a pensioner with a stripper, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named ball soup on the M1 and the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness that is Highlander 5.

Brilliant!

Audiogasms® this week by the most forgiving band in the world, the only band to ever be named The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmicness® supplied by the ever super awesome and really, really good looking The Wild!


As ever, It's here! It's Beer! Man up lady!

Since this session was recorded, the world has lost one man responsible for
so many laughs not only with himself but often at himself. Have a cigar on us!

Thanks Jimmy,

Thimmy.

Session 101 - Educationment

Class is in session!
Turn your phones off and turn to page 69! Today's lesson includes such curriculum as: Midgets in porn being eaten by badgers, Ginger whingers, the high production values of the world's best podcast, C.J's college days and how Daz once fixed Mr Jeckles show.

Pay attention in the back!

Audiogasms® 101 is taught this week by the only teacher with tenure Professor B-Sydes with an additional course in Audiogasmiconology® run by handsome beard about town, the one and only Dr John Smith!

As ever, aural displeasure in glorious stereo is here! With beer!
Punching the Open University in the side of the head!


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Session 94 - Gropes

This week the South East of England's premier speed drinking team discuss pricey foods, breakfast nudes, romantic moods, John Smith eludes (people linking him on Twitter).
Discussions also turn to the likes of Des, Bill and Polly.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the finest band in the (w)hole of what is called Essex Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional hot, sexy Audiogash® is slung towards your brain from the only man to ever request a hard copy of C.J's letter to have a bit of "Private personal alone time" with. It's the one and only LuKuS!


It's here! It's Beer! Have a grope and a smile!

Session 93 - Bonurs

¡Hola! During this internationally flavoured session of the worlds favourite podcast the saviours of Internet based drinky swearyness discuss sexy academics using strange power tools, the online slave trade, somewhere you can enjoy swears between sessions of the the best loved show on iTunes, a fantastic location for a date or bar licence, short sticky little drunken bastards and as usual, a selection of jokes scraped from the bottom of the comedy barrel.

Musical Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only Sir John Smith!
Additional Audiogasms® are thrusted deep inside your ear holes by the only band to ever be this fat and this sexy, it's Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck has got Daz's book?

Session 91 - Comebacker II

LOVE A DUCK! WE'RE BACK!
This week the saviours of internet drinky drunkenness have a* cold pint** discuss the ancient martial art of nans mugging chavs, why you should carefully choose your TV/Broadband service provider and fart.

Yes.

Fart.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the ever handsome and multi faceted LuKuS with additional Audiogasmic® soul soothing from those boys in the band from Brighton Son Of Robot!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!*** WITH VENTED SPLEEN!


...Also don't forget to send Mr Cribble cigarettes when he gets sent to The Tower after making the funniest thing we've seen in weeks!

Enjoy!






* Read as "lots"
** Read as "pints"
*** Read as "posh totty of all titles!"

Session 85 - Smeggs

HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Session 76 - Facetious!

METAL! This week the internet's barometer of good taste, good beer and above average punnage tackle the best ways of getting Johnny Law to let you off the hook, the many perks of living in a country side setting with a fellow fan of Cider festivals and craft fairs and discuss how to alert the fashion police by breaking the Geneva Convention.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever complete the 4 minute mile in £3.00, 12mm and 3oz the one and only LuKuS! with additional sexy ear hole fun from those boys in the band from Brighton, Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take notes to fully satisfy* your lover today!


*Satisfaction dependant on extremely low standards. Seriously! He or she can't be that fussy.
We're talking about a bar set so low you can step over it!

Session 60 - Onanism

Amen my child. Wotcha!

On this weeks adrenaline fuelled, red raw session of the internet's most prized drunken ramblings C.J discusses achiving a personal best and Daz invents a new universal type of insurance.
Musical brilliance lathered and massaged right on your ear buds by the only man to survive collage life with the long haired beardy one, Mr B-Sydes!
Tunage is also supplied by the only band that would allow such punnage from reprobates as drunk as your charming hosts; Who else could it be other than The Wave Pictures!

Why would you go anywhere else other than the show that sets trends for other all news sources:




Got zero plans on Sunday 26th?
Why not get out of the house? Why not go to an awesome gig in Lincoln?




Cheers!

C.J & Daz

Session 58 - Barbershop

Anna who?
During this weeks thrilling session of the internet's best audio pub crawl, C.J cheats death for another year running, Dazzer is willing to do it for one fried egg sandwhich and Regular Dave doesn't use twitter but he does use the occasional tuk-tuk...

Birthday tunage supplied by the two musical outfits that can preform anything from their back catalogue and it ALWAYS sounds better than hearing 'Happy Birthday', Yes it's The Wave Pictures and Son Of Robot.

Ruddy delicious!

Anna Crusis!

Cheers!

Session 49 - Internationalism

Hola / Bonjour / Nǐ Hǎo / Zdrah-stvooy / Hylô / Wotcha!

This week The real kings of beer discuss the joys of an international listener base. After all variety is indeed every sweary English gent's spice of life.

With that in mind the lads treat you to an old familiar favourite, a double helping of the band that personify the word "ambrosial" the one and only Son Of Robot!
(R.I.P.Of.Robot)

It's here! It's Beer! Just don't get on our tits.

Session 42 - Wank

This week your favourite slackers contemplate the daily tasks of lady rice farmers, Discuss the pros and cons of bad politics and take a look back on the weeks proceedings.

Audio Awesomeness supplied by the charmers from Chelmsford Things We Lost In The Fire and the flatterer of the fretboard John Smith.

Whoever said never meet your heroes were talking rubbish, that is unless your heroes are C.J and Daz then some of that statement is correct I.E: "Never meet your heroes... without bringing beer"


42 shows in and we still love you. Bye.

Session 41 - Fresh(ish)

Hello Friends, and also lovers...

This weeks session does not feature the word "cunt" nearly as much as all of the other sessions of your favourite bag of sweary deliciousness.

To make up for a complete lack of Son Of Robot on last weeks show (Liquid Inspiration Podcast knows that's weird yeah?) This week there is a veritable Nipple-fest!
And seeing as the worlds bestest House band is no more, also seeing as they want you to remember them in the sexiest way possible why not download their last ever release right here! (Just click "Save link as").

Seriously! Put your hands together and Give Us The Clap!


For advice as to what you should be doing whilst waiting for the test results why not refer to the Internet's premium Open University replacement:

Session 40 - Pölitiks

VOTE FOR VICTORY!

This week the internet’s most reliable source for factual and accurate journalism discuss the merits of French automobiles, the joy of fake religion and the joy of drinking coffee in the nude…

… Oh yeah, and the election.

Rush to the polls with the two sexiest men in music that always win a majority vote in our books the right honerable John Smith and Lord LuKuS.

Whatever the political result, it won’t be nearly as interesting as the weekly dose of your favourite barrel of drinky and sweary awesomeness!

Cheers!

Session 39 - COOOOOOCCKKK

WOTCHA!

This week your favourite drunkards ignore political happenings in order to focus on the real issues: Jaffa Cakes, The Loch Ness Monster, Toilet paper and of course gay dogs.

There is somewhat of a Celebration.Of.Robot this week as the guys manage to set a record of four hot, fresh and delicious tunes provided by the the best band the world has ever known; The one, The only Son Of Robot!

Will you download it? Will iTunes love it? Will anyone notice or care?


Go fuck yourself Tony Hadley!

Cheers!

Session 38 - Full House

LEGS ELEVEN! TWO FAT LADIES EIGHTY EIGHT! INCOMPREHENSIBLE FLOWCHART TWENTY NINE! SUBDUED SENSE OF REALITY SEVENTEEN! MAN EATING TIGER IN A TRACKSUIT TWENTY SIX!

This week on your favourite audio barrel of drinky swearyness the guys discuss the pros and cons of relaxing before a show...

...and something else...

...what was it... Oh yeah!
The guys attempt to get a full house for your free Liquid Inspiration Podcast Insult Bingo Card, after all, "We'll have no winners for ages and then one week we'll have everybody winning"

As ever, hip swinging bestest house band a podcast could ever want.
The ever sexy boys in the band in Brighton (as of time of recording) Son Of Robot!
Additional smooth, socially acceptible and sexually charged audio full body rub down supplied by the lip lickingly limber LuKuS.


In Soviet Russia, You offend Podcast!

Do you see what we did there?

No?

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Yes?

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Delicious!