Session 155 - Auto-Tuned

STOP FAPPING TO BIG LADIES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S TOUGHBOOKS!

During this round of audio based birthday beers talk turns to delicious and magic Insta-Beer!, The revenge of the nerd that gets creative web justice, Why sexy Dragon Stout can help your love life and of course a serving of tasty and delicious birthday BrewDog... mmmmmmmm...

This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!


Cheers!

Session 152 - #78 Live *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

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你好 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!

During yet another premium session of the People's Republic Of China's favourite podcast (FACT!); Talk turns to "bored" games, the best way to develop testicular torsion and "The Best" free legal advice "real money" can buy.

Talking of which, you really should buy a violin or a guitar pedal from our handsome and sexy lawyer.
Go on, buy a nice pedal or what have you.
It will enable a nice Japanese person to get their legal troubles sorted out for very little money.
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An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Additional audio style, sexy rub down that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex your brain right up is courtesy of the collective lube that goes by the name of Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!

Session 145 - Brewdogland

LET'S FACE THE MASTIC AND DANCE!

During this session of the finest hands on audio only builders guide on the internet, talk turns to Silly builders, The silly French, The silly North Korean government, The silly Chinese newspaper cock offices, Silly Saddam Hussein, silly golf ball finders / bomb detectors, Silly UN, Silly UK mains plugs, silly vanilla Coke and the silly bloke with his box of silly wooden penises... Peni?

Hixontastic® Audiogasmsmic® tunes are flopped in your ear pipes by the best dressed trio in that recording studio on that particular day. The one, the only The Hixon Trial! With additional Audio-Goat-Heads® prescribed by Dr Hixon along with a course of a free .mp3 download of the song featured on this show! Right click >>HERE<< and click "Save Link As" to download and keep for all of your summoning Moira emergencies.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take your goat head and call us in a matter of days!


Cheers!

Session 135 - Motoring *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

GET A FUCKING CAR!

During this session of the world's best in car entertainment talk turns to the subjects of penises in German cars, penises that use their pieds à vélo, penises that can't drive in snow, the icy penis C.J found and a distinct absence of beer graphs... hmmm.

Audiogasms® are in top gear, all revved up and are thundering down the highway that is your ear holes driven by racing experts The Wild with co-driver Sir John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! SERIOUSLY! GET A CAR!


Cheers!

Session 133 - Gentrificationism

IF YOU DON'T USE IT YOU LOSE IT!

During this session of the most dedicated beer testing co-operative in the universe talk turns to such topics as death by boobies, sexy sofas, a fantastic covers album (Although for a different fantastic covers album you could visit here!), delicious beer from classically trained southerners, a dentist with bad breath, small town racial / ageist / legal profiling and of course... Jordan's minge.

Audiogasms® are delivered, with the assistance of a Pickfords van, by the most forgiving band ever to be called The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogo-on-stick-the-rest-in-the-garage-isms® are courtesy of the only band capable of ordering a pizza AND finding a plug point for the kettle from the inside of your ear holes AT THE SAME TIME! Of course it's the one and only Son Of Robot!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Good day! Have at thee!


Cheers!

Session 126 - Overrun!

A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!

During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.

Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!

Cheers!

Session 124 - Crabbin'

LOVERS POT-HOLE IN THE MIDDLE LANE!

During this session of the reason the internet was invented talk turns to performance enhancing beer, delicious (brand specific) discounts, dating tips from the experts, the art of car crabbing and of course the toilet habits of the clinically insane.

Audiogasms® are carefully prepared by our resident bearded wonder, the ever handsome Chef John Smith!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is presented to you in the form of a waxy takeaway carton choc full of delicious tunage, cooked to perfection by the most forgiving band in the known universe, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! International-magic-sports-day-advertising-fest-two-thousand-and-twelve is nearly over!

Session 121 - Beef

WHERE'S THE BEER?!

This delicious slice of why the internet was invented features talk of Chinese drink driving laws being averted, Floridian drink driving laws being enforced, Drink driving with Stephen Hawking...s, Drink dribbling with footballs, Vegan food, Japanese food, Scandinavian food, Beefy food, Bacony food and Beer... Lots and lots of beer.

Audiogasms® are provided by the most forgiving and most wonderful man in the world, Mr David Tattersall!
Additional AudiogasMETAL® is rammed deep inside your ear ports by the most metal of men, the pride of the pacific northwest, the one, the only RedFinn!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's turning Japanese, we think it's turning Japanese we really think so!

Session 105 - Alco...Me?

STUNNING!
During this weeks super awesome session of "the world's most entertaining, live action, swears generator" the chaps wax lyrical on the various topics of: Fat bottomed girls, magic Zimbabwean donkey hookers, Northern Irish shite and how everything is big in China.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the brilliant and very forgiving David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmic Audiogasmness® is provided by the ever bearded and super awesome Señor John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! In mainland Europe this show is even more free to download!

Cheers!

Session 97 - Tittymatortar

WE'RE TWO!
Wotcha! The first rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is bring your own beer. The second rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is "Don't stick that in there" with all of the other rules being too unimportant to assign a number to!
Additional topics of conversation include A musical shed, Hitler's talking dogs, the way everyone in Norwich have the same last name and...

BIRTHDAY-BRAND-NEWNESS! appears in the form of new previously unheard (On this show) SUPER-Audiogasms® from B Sydes! and the rather awesome Deaftronix!

Why not celebrate the fact that two years ago we started swearing into microphones by following us on our shiny new Google+ page?!

Beers and thanks to:

John, Ben, LuKuS, Cribble, Son Of Robot, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, Things We Lost In The Fire, Chris & Kylie, Corinna & Adam, Regular Dave, Rage Jage, Matt the Hat, Good 'ands Baines, The Taj Mahal, Natalie S, Keeton Alford, Sarah Cook, Lee Howard, Robert Kennedy Whigham and everyone that has ever listened and / or forwarded spam to us.

Here's to another year and as ever:


It's here! It's Beer! Enjoy!.. Or not.


C.J & Daz

Session 89 - Maths

This week Mr Bromley Daz and 1/6 of the Village People discuss the successes of celebrities, the pitfalls of public marriage proposals, satellite tv services that make you want to write letters like this one and last but not least, Toyah Willcox's La Las

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only band that could make you fall on top of the business end of a penis just by simply reforming, those sexy boys from Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are delivered hot and fresh to your ears by the the always handsome, very forgiving brilliant chaps that go by the name The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer!

Nicole? Papa? Fuck off!

Session 86 - Art?

ANOTHER CLASSIC!
This week the future stars of the Rap music industry discuss the art of filling out your (or someone else's) census, the art of getting your stuff confiscated, the art of socks, the art of being a completely useless bag of twat infused cuntyness and, of course the art of... Art!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the brutally brilliant B-Sydes with additional digital STDs from those sexy boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! We don't know much about Art. But we can spot a pair of GusGreeper.com non-Sock Monkey converted "Fancy Man socks" when we see them!

Cheers!

Session 85 - Smeggs

HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Session 79 - Ambassaballs

WE ARE REALLY SPOILING YOU!
During this weeks session of drinky drunkyness the chaps discuss the best film ever made, how to achieve a really posh wank and the worst place to get a tattoo.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever to have his songs played on liquid Inspiration Podcast AND be called John Smith at the same time! Plus additional Audiogasmic® extras from the one and only LuKuS!

Additional visual classiness is supplied by the ambassador's balls:



Cheers!

Session 78 - Live

你好 it's friday Night LIVE!
During yet another premium session of the People's Republic Of China's favourite podcast; Talk turn's to bored games, the best way to develop testicular torsion and "The Best" free legal advice "real money can buy.

An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Addtional audio that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex up your brain courtesy Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!