Showing posts with label Piss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piss. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2013

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Friday, July 27, 2012

Session 123 - Owdi

READY! SET! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

During this session of the internet's only saving grace, talk turns to Quentin Tarentino's stunning appearance in the Bible, Viki from Leatherhead's views on crotchless panties and the Economy (They're both the same in that the bottom has dropped out of them right?! - C.J), How one billionaire's Matrix is a poor man's terrible podcast, C.J says one nice thing about Lee Howard, and Daz likes a beer... sort of.

Audiogasms® are oiled up and rubbed down by the man that makes Gentleman's Relish look like a paupers paste. The classiest man that we've ever met with the name Mr John Smith!
Additional Audiogash® is proudly presented right at your ear pipes by the super sexy sound sensation known as Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! OWLS!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Session 85 - Smeggs


HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Session 63 - Comebacker



Wotcha!
On this weeks hot fresh and delicious session of the best source of drinky interweb swearyness, C.J is struck down by the dreaded and potentially fatal "Man-Flu" whilst Daz laments about those that fling life's uninteresting conversational stoppers right in your face(book). Bunch of Jeggins!

Music is supplied this week by the only man that is not only able to seduce all of the listeners of this podcast with his music but also be called "John Smith" at the same time! John Smith!
Additional tunage supplied by the only band to ever put out a record under the name "The Wave Pictures"! It is of course, The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Go get that scran down ya!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Session 59 - A-Gist


This weeks fair and balanced session of the only podcast that acknowledges that the world is chock full of annoying cunts features your saviors of interweb swearyness discussing brilliant gifts for kids, idiotic child like minds that gain success for nothing other than being attached to their own tits and suggest that you burn all copies of a sacred book.

Music is supplied this week by the two men that if ever caught in the same room at the same time would ooze more sexual magnetism than David Ginola covered in Galaxy chocolate sitting on top of Florida's High Field Laboratory, the masters of music, the one and only Professor LuKuS PHD and Dr John Smith MD Hons.


Does life get any more fantastic.

Probably not.


Cheers!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Session 54 - Figureheads


Wotcha! This weeks short and sweet example of solid sterling radio is brought to you courtesy of the comedy fuel known as beer. Your faithful hosts discuss the pros and cons of swimming in shit and the joy of finding out that the right tattoo artist for you is the first one you speak to.

Dropping musical science this week are the boys from Essex that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire. Additional ear drum massage by the ever handsome and brilliant LuKuS.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Lets go stare at some tits...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Session 37 - Disassemblement


THE END IS NIGH!
This week the worlds premium beer enthusiasts discuss the dismantlement of the worlds favourite Brighton based Mock-Hop-Rock band SON OF ROBOT.
This distressing nudes has got it's own Son Of Robot emergency support site for people feeling like they might not have anything left to live for.
Additional ear hole caressing love songs by the always charming tunesmith John Smith.

Don't forget to get your "Dobbers" out, get your "Dobbers" out and let us see what you're all about with our new downloadable Liquid Inspiration Podcast Bingo Card!



In these harsh times what more could you ask for?

Seriously? What more?

Cheers!