Session 163 - Modern Man (Part 2) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

REAL MEN DRIVE FROM THE LADIES TEE!

During the second part of *SPECIAL*, super session of your favourite selection of audible swears, the guys continue to attempt to define what it means to be a modern man and the different categories required to plot an accurate portrayal of who that man could and certainly should be.

...and beer. Obviously.

This weeks delicious Audiogasms® are supplied by two groups that know what a real man looks like when they see one weeping in a cinema, the always fantastical Son Of Robot and the ever sensational The Wild!


As ever it's here! It's beer! It's the crisp sound of ball bag on jock strap!



Cheers!

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Session 124 - Crabbin'

LOVERS POT-HOLE IN THE MIDDLE LANE!

During this session of the reason the internet was invented talk turns to performance enhancing beer, delicious (brand specific) discounts, dating tips from the experts, the art of car crabbing and of course the toilet habits of the clinically insane.

Audiogasms® are carefully prepared by our resident bearded wonder, the ever handsome Chef John Smith!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is presented to you in the form of a waxy takeaway carton choc full of delicious tunage, cooked to perfection by the most forgiving band in the known universe, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! International-magic-sports-day-advertising-fest-two-thousand-and-twelve is nearly over!

Session 95 - ステーキ

こんにちは!
This week the Federers of the phrase "fucking fucksocks", the Nadals of nay-saying, the Sharapovas of "Sharapova? I've never met her!" get all sweary on centre court and don't mention Wimbledon once!

Seriously!

Not once!

Themes of the many, far better discussions on this show include, Reasons why hot steamy porn should be shown on Submarines, Oil Rigs, Supermarkets, Ladies fancy clothes shops, Prisons and prisms, Why C.J is after Roy Walker's old job, and why, when in Japan, you should be really really careful when ordering shiitake & steak.
All of which are discussed whilst being watched over by the world's finest legal mind, the man with two backs to his left hand, The north of England's last legal hope! The one and only Mr Scotto White!

This weeks Audiogasms® pour into your ear to brain pipes courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world, yes folks! It's The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear-hole-coconut-oil-rub-down from the finest looking beard we've ever seen connected to a chap called Mr John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Daddy or chips?

Session 88 - Baptits

SHOP KEEPERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE AND BAKE BOOBIES!
This week, the closest thing to "pickled radio" you'll ever hear brings you a few thoughts regarding, rubbish listening recommendations, fantastic listening recommendations, lunch recommendations and CRAZY RELIGIOUS FANATICS!

...Of course.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are brought to you this week by those sexy boys from the happiest place in the U.K, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional silky smooth lug hole crack from the most forgiving band in the entire world The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! If you're in the states then you will have never seen Fred Talbot being bashful on a giant fucking floating map:

Session 66 - Craps

ALWAYS TWIST ON 20!
This week the boys from the south east of the beast discuss one of the many perfect women in the world, Painting the town brown and the difficulties of regional differences.

Tunage this week is supplied by the ever forgiving Mr David Tattersall from The Wave Pictures and the band that's ever in our hearts, heads and boxers, the one and only Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot)

As a wise man once said: "It's here, It's beer and as long as your shits don't feel like shoes falling out of a loft everything is as awesome as metadata about minge." probably.


Cheers!

Session 63 - Comebacker

Wotcha!
On this weeks hot fresh and delicious session of the best source of drinky interweb swearyness, C.J is struck down by the dreaded and potentially fatal "Man-Flu" whilst Daz laments about those that fling life's uninteresting conversational stoppers right in your face(book). Bunch of Jeggins!

Music is supplied this week by the only man that is not only able to seduce all of the listeners of this podcast with his music but also be called "John Smith" at the same time! John Smith!
Additional tunage supplied by the only band to ever put out a record under the name "The Wave Pictures"! It is of course, The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Go get that scran down ya!

Session 61 - Français

Salut. Cette session semaines de source la plus fiable et populaire de l'Internet de prestation de serment et boire de la bière sur le microphone est présenté par Twarb café, moelleux comme un cheval, pas de vomir à cet égard.

Musique fournie cette semaine par les garçons Brighton sexy, le seul et unique Son Of Robot!
Musique additionnelle présentée avec la permission du seul homme qui mérite de voir son nom deux fois sur son site Internet, le seul et unique monsieur John Smith!

C'est ici! C'est la bière! Essayons de ne jamais parler en français à nouveau nous?
S'il vous plaît!

Adios.

Session 59 - A-Gist

This weeks fair and balanced session of the only podcast that acknowledges that the world is chock full of annoying cunts features your saviors of interweb swearyness discussing brilliant gifts for kids, idiotic child like minds that gain success for nothing other than being attached to their own tits and suggest that you burn all copies of a sacred book.

Music is supplied this week by the two men that if ever caught in the same room at the same time would ooze more sexual magnetism than David Ginola covered in Galaxy chocolate sitting on top of Florida's High Field Laboratory, the masters of music, the one and only Professor LuKuS PHD and Dr John Smith MD Hons.


Does life get any more fantastic.

Probably not.


Cheers!

Session 41 - Fresh(ish)

Hello Friends, and also lovers...

This weeks session does not feature the word "cunt" nearly as much as all of the other sessions of your favourite bag of sweary deliciousness.

To make up for a complete lack of Son Of Robot on last weeks show (Liquid Inspiration Podcast knows that's weird yeah?) This week there is a veritable Nipple-fest!
And seeing as the worlds bestest House band is no more, also seeing as they want you to remember them in the sexiest way possible why not download their last ever release right here! (Just click "Save link as").

Seriously! Put your hands together and Give Us The Clap!


For advice as to what you should be doing whilst waiting for the test results why not refer to the Internet's premium Open University replacement:

Session 37 - Disassemblement

THE END IS NIGH!
This week the worlds premium beer enthusiasts discuss the dismantlement of the worlds favourite Brighton based Mock-Hop-Rock band SON OF ROBOT.
This distressing nudes has got it's own Son Of Robot emergency support site for people feeling like they might not have anything left to live for.
Additional ear hole caressing love songs by the always charming tunesmith John Smith.

Don't forget to get your "Dobbers" out, get your "Dobbers" out and let us see what you're all about with our new downloadable Liquid Inspiration Podcast Bingo Card!



In these harsh times what more could you ask for?

Seriously? What more?

Cheers!