Session 163 - Modern Man (Part 2) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

REAL MEN DRIVE FROM THE LADIES TEE!

During the second part of *SPECIAL*, super session of your favourite selection of audible swears, the guys continue to attempt to define what it means to be a modern man and the different categories required to plot an accurate portrayal of who that man could and certainly should be.

...and beer. Obviously.

This weeks delicious Audiogasms® are supplied by two groups that know what a real man looks like when they see one weeping in a cinema, the always fantastical Son Of Robot and the ever sensational The Wild!


As ever it's here! It's beer! It's the crisp sound of ball bag on jock strap!



Cheers!

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Session 139 - Sanitised

LIKE A HOBO EATING A RAW FISH!

Inside this delicious session of the cheapest audio only drinking session the guys mull over the topics of the building / driving / parking of a Death Star, reasonable rates for filming a movie, this weeks sponsor engaging in some water sports and the low scoring metric French stuff!

Audiogasms® are supplied plastic bag free and full of germy deliciousness by concierge John Smith and bell boys The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! KEEP THAT REMOTE IN THE FUCKING PLASTIC!

Cheers!

Session 113 - Betty-Scollops

AT LAST! IT'S HERE!

This session of the universe's bestest brown coloured swears gets flushed right down your internet pipes chock full of talk of Jazz Pronz on the radio, Best practices when flipping a "Weather Bird", Bastard fucking kids, Cooking with Poo, High quality parenting tips and for the first time in a long time...

...Some really shocking SPORTS!

Audiogasmicness® is cooked up this week by the finest Michelin starred band to ever come from Georgia! We've never... er... met them? It's those handsome kids The Wild!
Additional Audiogasmic® pot washing is supplied by the only man this show trusts it's fine china with. The man, the myth, the legend, THE John Smith!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Willys in your face, arse in your ear!


Cheers!

Session 98 - Clubbing

RICE FOR THE PACE AND CLUBS FOR THE WAFFLES!
On this weeks island of good taste, common sense, beer and swearing topics include: the best way to retain your obvious virginity, Russians feeling the economic pinch, why George Lucas likes the Son Of Robot song "Two in the Goo, One in the poo", urban waffle markets and the best stocking filler hitting the shelves in time for Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas!

Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the sultan of swinging, the captain of cool, the mayor of music the one and only LuKuS!
Additional Audio-pants-party is supplied from those Chelmsford chaps that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! METAL!

Session 95 - ステーキ

こんにちは!
This week the Federers of the phrase "fucking fucksocks", the Nadals of nay-saying, the Sharapovas of "Sharapova? I've never met her!" get all sweary on centre court and don't mention Wimbledon once!

Seriously!

Not once!

Themes of the many, far better discussions on this show include, Reasons why hot steamy porn should be shown on Submarines, Oil Rigs, Supermarkets, Ladies fancy clothes shops, Prisons and prisms, Why C.J is after Roy Walker's old job, and why, when in Japan, you should be really really careful when ordering shiitake & steak.
All of which are discussed whilst being watched over by the world's finest legal mind, the man with two backs to his left hand, The north of England's last legal hope! The one and only Mr Scotto White!

This weeks Audiogasms® pour into your ear to brain pipes courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world, yes folks! It's The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear-hole-coconut-oil-rub-down from the finest looking beard we've ever seen connected to a chap called Mr John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Daddy or chips?

Session 92 - Fancy!

SUBBUTEO!
During this, the best thing to happen to the internet since the last session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast was available to download, the boys discuss various high income sponsorships, those that take the pot, ninja weapons, Mr Cribble and his bits (get your mind out of that gutter!), fetish couture and Rupert fucking Murdoch.

Audiogasmic® cosmetic ear hole surgery is performed this week by the world's sexiest super surgeons simply known under the superb and silly sounding sobriquet Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasms® are supplied by the most forgiving band in the entire history of music. The one. The only The Wave Pictures!

As ever.

It's here! It's beer! It's having a poo at Paul's!

Cheers!

Session 61 - Français

Salut. Cette session semaines de source la plus fiable et populaire de l'Internet de prestation de serment et boire de la bière sur le microphone est présenté par Twarb café, moelleux comme un cheval, pas de vomir à cet égard.

Musique fournie cette semaine par les garçons Brighton sexy, le seul et unique Son Of Robot!
Musique additionnelle présentée avec la permission du seul homme qui mérite de voir son nom deux fois sur son site Internet, le seul et unique monsieur John Smith!

C'est ici! C'est la bière! Essayons de ne jamais parler en français à nouveau nous?
S'il vous plaît!

Adios.