Showing posts with label Samuel Smiths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Samuel Smiths. Show all posts

Friday, September 13, 2013

Session 153 - Woodward-would

THIS IS TWO SHOWS FUCKING HENCE!

During this session of the worlds greatest audio based round of beers talk turns to Peter Capaldi being the fucking Dr, being so drunk a dog can eat off your Johnson without you noticing, old Bob's massive nob and very little mention of any delicious and tasty BrewDog...

This weeks Audiogasms® are plopped into your listening holes by the one and only Son Of Robot! with extra super Audiogasmicalisms® from beer expert and known handsome man LuKuS!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! YOU CAN DOWNLOAD RICE!




Cheers!

Friday, August 16, 2013

Session 151 - Comebacker III

HAVING A DURRY IN THE DUNNY!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio only drinking session talk turns to Australian slang, absorbing the accents of others, super rare and delicious beers and BrewDog... Lots and lots of tasty, tasty BrewDog... delicious and inventive BrewDog.

This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes!
AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!

It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?

Thanks BrewDog.
ThewDog.

Cheers!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Friday, February 01, 2013

Session 137 - Going-Dow(n) Jones *SPECIAL*



BOIL THEM, BLEACH THEM AND THEN BURN THEM! JUST IN CASE!

During this session of the best free financial / booby advice service in the world, Bromley Daz fixes visual dependency by making an inaudible visual reference on mic, C.J Hixon fixes everyone's tax woes by expanding on an obvious role for one of society's more unemployable souls and the legend that is Keeton Alford makes a world improving suggestion!
Good work lad!

Audiogasms® are provided courtasy of economic guru Sir John Smith and those filthy "5p per item of clothing" sultry strippers Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Your ears may be at risk if you do not keep up downloads of this Podcast, Podcasts are subject to availability, Everybody except Danny Dyer is a winner, Terms and conditions apply!

Cheers!

Saturday, December 01, 2012

Session 132 - Health *SPECIAL*



Dear listener,

We are delighted to inform you that this session of the audio cure for all of the world's ailments features professional diagnosis on all of the topics that are important for your physical and mental well-being.
Topics such as deodorant, memory loss, garage space, moustaches, the importance of down time, shower gel superstition and of course, a touch of SARS!

Still feeling a bit peeky? For a more holistic treatment, why not rub some delicious and Audiogasmic® "Audiosalve"® around your ear pipes? Now available in Things We Lost In The Fire, Son Of Robot and LuKuS flavours!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! For your health!


Cheers!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Session 125 - Durassic

OH, GOD HELP US! WE'RE IN THE HANDS OF DELICIOUS BEERS!

This week on the world's most lavish Internet based audio broadcast, talk turns to how denim never goes out of style, How billionaires have all the best stuff, C.J's 20 CD Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas stocking filler that isn't available on Tumblr, Daz preferences the high fidelity of crisp packets over mobile phones, Why changing a toilet seat is a piece of piss and why a Ginger kicks people in the face in the name of Jesus! Classic stuff!

Audiogasms® are deliciously supplied by a band so good that you can name one song of theirs, play a different song of theirs and still be 110% blown away! Yes it's the most forgiving band in the entire universe called The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is rubbed over your ear lobes like a super sexy salve courtesy of the smooth and seductive Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't fucking talk to us in the supermarket about our "Lager Soup"!