In-flight Audiogasms® are available mid podcast and will be served up by the super sexy stewardesses Son Of Robot and the most forgiving cabin crew to ever grace first class! The Wave Pictures!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a pound per pint! Not a pint per pound!
This weeks Audiogasms® are launched into your ear space by the ever forgiving The Wave Pictures! Additional interstellar sounds supplied by the one and only Son Of Robot!
During the second part of *SPECIAL*, super session of your favourite selection of audible swears, the guys continue to attempt to define what it means to be a modern man and the different categories required to plot an accurate portrayal of who that man could and certainly should be.
This weeks delicious Audiogasms® are supplied by two groups that know what a real man looks like when they see one weeping in a cinema, the always fantastical Son Of Robot and the ever sensational The Wild!
As ever it's here! It's beer! It's the crisp sound of ball bag on jock strap!
During part one of this *SPECIAL*, super session of the online version of liver abuse, talk turns to one thing and one thing only: What it means to be a man in the modern age.
...and differentbeers. Obviously.
This weeks manly and bearded Audiogasms® are supplied by the man, myth, and legend known as Sir John Smith!
This weeks Audiogasms® are rubbed into your listening parts by the ever fantastical and brilliant The Wave Pictures! Additional jaw droppingly delicious noises from our favourite friends from Atlanta (Except Keeton!) The always in time and full of fun The Wild!
We love their new video:
YEAH!
As ever it's here! It's beer! If you like it then you better put some cheese on it?
This weeks fantastical Audiogasms® are piped into your brain lugs by the delicious persons known as The Wild, the sexy boys called Son Of Robot and the venerable and 100% brilliant chaps called The Wave Pictures!
This session of festive audio swearing goes Ho, Ho, Horribly wrong... Like a sultana in a salad.
Just say no kids, dropping acid isn't as much fun as it sounds on this show.
In fact medical studies show that it is much, much funnier than it sounds on this show. Probably.
A big drunk wet kiss and slurred thank yous to the interviewees and guest hosts we have had over the years that feature on this session namely (In order of appearance):
Zac Barclay of Misinformation Podcast, Monica Hamburg of Dazed and Convicted, Natalie S and the always delicious, self styled sausage pants Mr Regular Dave!
Also a massive festive thank you to the vocal talents of Rhi Maskell and Mrs Corinna Carlson of Gusgreeper.com
Audiogasmic® trippyness is added to by the ever resplendent and delicious The Wild and the festive spirit known as St John Smith!
Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are piped directly into the sexy part of your brain by the always delicious Sir John Smith! with added audio scrumptiousness courtesy of Mr David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!
Audiogasms® this session are gold plated, oxygen free and woven by the penises of blind Andalusian Monks in the foot hills of mount Mulhacén into the audio effigies of the one and only Sir John Smith, RedFinn and The Wild for 100% deliciousness!
This week the (pound) saviors of internet swearyness discuss the curious case of Chris Packham's love of a certain Welsh alternative rock band, how one New Zelander is hedging his bets on a gee-gee's sex wee and just how important it is to have a separation between church and steak, during which C.J says the funniest thing he's ever said and instantly gets the beep!
A true L.I.P first!
A double dose of Audiogasmicness® injected directly into your earogenous zone courtesy of those boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Uh Huh Oh Yeh!
Also, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLY MARRIED MR AND MRS BROMLEY DAZ!
This weeks Audiogasms® are birthday'd into your birthday pipes by the one and only B-Sydes! with bumper Audio-birthday-gasms® from the bonza birthday boogie boys of Brighton! The one and only Son Of Robot!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! DON'T PUT SALT ON THE RIM!
Stand back in awe of the glorious stereophonic experience that is this particular delicious session of your favourite drunkards doing what they do best… Sitting in a pub, drinking.
Audio-berge-gasms® are supplied by the always handsome and fancy free boys about Brighton, SON OF ROBOT! Additional Audiogasmicness® are from a man that can literally take you down to china town during a Scrabble match, the Scrabulus Scrabulator Sir John Smith! (With that video we promised!)
You've heard it once a few years back and it's still your favourite session!
During this session of the worlds greatest audio based round of beers talk turns to Peter Capaldi being the fucking Dr, being so drunk a dog can eat off your Johnson without you noticing, old Bob's massive nob and very little mention of any delicious and tasty BrewDog...
This weeks Audiogasms® are plopped into your listening holes by the one and only Son Of Robot! with extra super Audiogasmicalisms® from beer expert and known handsome man LuKuS!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! YOU CAN DOWNLOAD RICE!
Talking of which, you really should buy a violin or a guitar pedal from our handsome and sexy lawyer.
Go on, buy a nice pedal or what have you.
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An awesome Audiogasmic®Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Additional audio style, sexy rub down that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex your brain right up is courtesy of the collective lube that goes by the name of Son Of Robot!
This weeks Audiogasms® are lovingly rubbed into your ear holes by alcohol connoisseurs The Wild! with additional Audiogasmicness® from the expert beer drinker and our newest Twitter follower B-Sydes! AND a bonus track from the bearded Christmas pud fan, the man who can (Haz shelves) Sir John Smith!
It's here! It's beer! How did we get on this subject again?
This weeks Audiogasmic® man of the match is the team captain Sir John Smith with additional Audiogasms® from the ever forgiving and super awesome hat-trick that goes by the name The Wave Pictures!
Audiogasms® are supplied this week by a trio of Awesomigos® three of the best and some of our very favourite friends of the show The Wild! The always hot but ever sexy super Son Of Robot! Not forgetting the only man to heat a room up on pure sex appeal alone Lord LuKuS!
*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*
WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!
It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!
Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!
Audiogasmic®Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!
We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!
Bromley Daz's Spicy Bromley Burgers:
500g of Minced Beef
1/2 an Onion (Chopped)
2 Teaspoons of Chilli Powder
1 Teaspoon of Cumin
1/4 of a Lime
Whack the beef and chopped onion into a bowl with the chilli powder and cumin.
Squeeze the 1/4 of a lime into the bowl and mix that shit up!
Make four burgers. If it's the day before put them in the fridge.
If it's the day you want to eat them, shove them in the freezer!
Get them cold and set! Whack them on the barbie and grab a cold and delicious IPA of somedescription!
C.J's Cheese and Mac and cheese:
150g Macaroni
150g Broccoli
150g Quark
150g Smoked Cheese (Cut into small bits)
3 Egg Yolks
2 Cloves of Garlic (Chopped)
1 Tablespoon-ish of Chilli Flakes
Stick your oven on to 200°C.
Boil the macaroni until almost ready to eat then boil the broccoli with it in the same pan.
Throw the Quark, the egg yolks, the garlic and the chilli flakes into a bowl and mix that sucker up!
Drain the macaroni and broccoli and mix it all up with the other stuff.
Put the mixture into two oven proof bowls adding the cheese as you go.
Cook for 35-45 minutes or until it looks delicious.
(Daz's top tip - Add grated Red Leicester and Cheddar to the top about 20 minutes into cooking for a cheesy crust!)
Add salt and serve with a cold and tasty beer of somesort and extra salt.
Delicious Audiogasmsms® are supplied by the most forgiving band in catering, The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasmic® treats are carefully baked with the finest of care and with only the teasing of the taste buds in your ears in mind by the one, the only, The Wild!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Get a pen and paper!
Hixontastic®Audiogasmsmic® tunes are flopped in your ear pipes by the best dressed trio in that recording studio on that particular day. The one, the only The Hixon Trial! With additional Audio-Goat-Heads® prescribed by Dr Hixon along with a course of a free .mp3 download of the song featured on this show! Right click >>HERE<< and click "Save Link As" to download and keep for all of your summoning Moira emergencies.
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take your goat head and call us in a matter of days!
