Session 149 - Brandons

YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T HAVE A BRANDON HITLER.

During this session of the best named podcast on the internet talk turns to kids called Hitler, sexy stabbings, A robot in disguise / Boiled horse makes the nicest social network turn against him like a pack of savage dogs / rational thinkers and it's hot... it's fucking hot. It's hotter here than this apt description can ever purvey.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by a trio of Awesomigos® three of the best and some of our very favourite friends of the show The Wild! The always hot but ever sexy super Son Of Robot! Not forgetting the only man to heat a room up on pure sex appeal alone Lord LuKuS!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! SHUT UP YOU FUCK!

Cheers!

Session 148 - #103 Chris-mas (Part 2) *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! MOO!


Video Spoiler!

Session 147 - #102 Chris-mas (Part 1) *CLASSIC SPECIAL*

*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

WOLVER WHAT NOW?!

One of our faves! The result of when the finest podcast money can't buy travels across the country in search of super awesome guest hosts.
The show that doesn't do things by halves. No! It does things by doubles!

Part one of this classic toofah starring the ever awesome Kylie Posnett and the ever charming Christopher D Bate contains talk of beauty spa treatments gone wrong, a decadent death by dumplings, cunning tips on getting free pizza, how a city can be quite like a "scrappy little bloke", bin pasty roulette, Ryan fucking Estes and many, many more family favourites...

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by those charming chaps, the boys from Brighton Son Of Robot! Additional Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the ever handsome and noisey LuKuS!

Check out Chris' film that he wrote called "Staying put at home". Watching it will make you 30% more popular with the cool kids:




As ever, it's here! It's beer! It's in the midlands?!

Cheers C.J, Daz, Kylie & Chris

Session 144 - Wreck-Chords

LEVELS! LEVELS! LEVELS!

During this session of the finest "no news" podcast on the interwebs, the guys chat about their mates Scott, Chris, Am But Colours 4, Nick Von Matterhorn, John "The Tackle" Smith as well as Lee Howard! There is also time in between to talk about a beer and a pub! I KNOW! ON THIS SHOW OF ALL PLACES!

Fucking delicious Audiogasmsmic® tunage is supplied by a band that won't allow there to be an hour and five minute queue to enjoy their craft, the one and only The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasms® are caught off the side of the boat, and pan fried in your ear pipes by the curry blunderbuss wielding Sir John Smith!
(BUY GREAT LAKES HERE!)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Vinyls please John!

Session 134 - Queen's Peach *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS EVERYBODY!

During this festive session of the drinking man's guide to surviving the holidays, Daz is absent due to his yearly tradition of carol singer hunting and so C.J is joined by guest hosts Christopher D Bate and Sir John Smith!

We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our Audiogasmic® artists (including Sir John) for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, The Wild, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

Additional thanks go out to our super sexy affiliates, to whom we also owe a beer or two: Cribble, Kylie, Mrs Carlson and Always Burning Corn 4, the folks at Squidink Tattoo, the geniuses at Brew Dog, our lawyer Mr Scotto White and of course the mince pie molester from Leicester Christopher Bate!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! See you in the new year!


Cheers!


C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 103 - Chris-mas (Part 2) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! BUM!


Video Spoiler!

Session 102 - Chris-mas (Part 1) *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast
the words "Fiat" and "Multipla" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAT NOW?!
It's finally here! The special you have all been waiting for!
Well, as the title suggests it's actually the specials you have all been waiting for as when the finest podcast money can't buy travels across the country in search of super awesome guest hosts, it doesn't do things by halves.
No! It does things by doubles!

Part one of this classic toofah starring the ever awesome Kylie Posnett and the ever charming Christopher D Bate contains talk of beauty spa treatments gone wrong, a decadent death by dumplings, cunning tips on getting free pizza, how a city can be quite like a "scrappy little bloke", bin pasty roulette, Ryan fucking Estes and many, many more family favourites...

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by those charming chaps, the boys from Brighton Son Of Robot! Additional Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the ever handsome and noisey LuKuS!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! It's in the midlands?!


Why not have some proof of Cribble's fantastic dress sense!

Session 42 - Wank

This week your favourite slackers contemplate the daily tasks of lady rice farmers, Discuss the pros and cons of bad politics and take a look back on the weeks proceedings.

Audio Awesomeness supplied by the charmers from Chelmsford Things We Lost In The Fire and the flatterer of the fretboard John Smith.

Whoever said never meet your heroes were talking rubbish, that is unless your heroes are C.J and Daz then some of that statement is correct I.E: "Never meet your heroes... without bringing beer"


42 shows in and we still love you. Bye.

Session 22 - Revenge

What's that? News? This week the boys go round the houses on some news stories, make fun at some news stories and flat out ignore some news stories.

The guy's apologise to Awesome® Award winner in the field of being a bloody nice bloke Sir Christopher of Bateshire and explain why it happened and and how you can also miss an obvious edit in the comfort of your own home.

Music supplied by the girl charming, beer drinking, hip gyrating and all round wholesome sexologists Son Of Robot and the man that makes his laptop make a better sounds than your nan on speed at Russell Brand's house. The one and only LuKuS.

Liquid Inspiration Podcast... The Podcast you'd think twice about flat sharing with.

Session 21 - Seasoning

MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS!

It's a veritable "smorgasbord" of good times and drunken lazyness...

Your ipod's most palatable drunkards are joined this festive day by the stephen Fry of curry nights and 1/8th chinese sex god Mr Rage Jage and your favourite free legal advisor, the man that puts the "Thrown out of court" into "Your stupid face looks like my arse and should be thrown out of court you ugly bastard" the ever sleepy Sir Scotto White.

The guys curl up round the fire (held in a room with no fire place) and enjoy a session chock full of sweaty and pregnancy enducing tunes by the semen coated and arab strap wearing boys that are collectively known as the sexiest band in the entire world,
SON OF ROBOT! Additional NHS approved fertility tunes are thrown in by the maverick of the fret board and local sex god LuKuS

"Bless My Tired Eyes! What day is it boy?"
The only day in the calendar worth drinking from dawn to dusk through.

As ever your premium ABV, the place to be.

Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas one and all!

Keep it in your pants , and do try not to throw up.

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz


Thanks for listening!

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Drink, Smoke and be merry!














CHEERS!

Session 18 - Theatre

Ave a Banana!

Oi oi! You lucky people!

This week your favourite drunkards have dipped their toe into the public swimming pool of “Radio Theatre”. And pissed in it.

The fella’s are joined this week by professional beer spiller Natalie S and handsome young man about town Awesome® Award Winner in the field of being a Bloody Nice Bloke Sir Christopher Bate. Discussions include the sheer brilliance and allure of the Liquid Inspiration Podcast Awesome® Award, and the best way to teach people lessons whilst drunk and driving a train.

Sexy music supplied by the only band that can complete the routine from Flashdance whilst holding a pint of beer, the ever sexy Son Of Robot.


As the great Bard himself once said “Get the drinks in ya bastard!”.

Cheers!


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