Session 143 - Dazmania *SPECIAL*

*SPECIAL SHOW*

FLAG, BALCONY, BIG HAT AND A FANCY DOUBLE HANDED SALUTE!

During this session of a podcast that really does exist, the topic of "People that don't exist" is supplied by the ever cosmopolitan chap about town Ahhh! Big Cowboys! 4... Only, it's really fucking difficult to talk for an hour about people you can't describe. So we talk about three really tasty beers as well!

Audiogasms® are supplied by Republic of Dazmania national anthem co-creators Lord LuKuS! and the right honourable The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't get all Art Deco, just fucking drink it!

Session 111 - Twattage!

TO ME! TO YOU! TO ME! TO YOU!
On this latest installment of the Great British drinking experiment sore backs and tiredness take a back seat to such topics as who is never making an appearence on the show... ever, Indonesia's big swinging balls, why high priced Hollywood investements are best paid in cash and vans... moving boxes... in vans.

Audiogasms® come right in your ears in the form of LuKuS with a side chaser of the only band that can say adios to a beloved recording space, the truly awesome Son Of Robot!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! We love studio D, bye!



Cheers!

Session 99 - Context

BRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!!!!

This week on the home of drunken logic the chaps discuss the French, the mysterious Austrailian phenominon of reverse beer goggles, how to fix the country (again) and shit super heroes during all of which C.J allows a fancy Belgiums beer to give him fancy Belgiums burps.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving, the handsome, the talented, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures with additional ear hole satisfaction is served up courtasy of our new friends The Wild!

As ever it's here! It's Beer! It's all about context.

Session 95 - ステーキ

こんにちは!
This week the Federers of the phrase "fucking fucksocks", the Nadals of nay-saying, the Sharapovas of "Sharapova? I've never met her!" get all sweary on centre court and don't mention Wimbledon once!

Seriously!

Not once!

Themes of the many, far better discussions on this show include, Reasons why hot steamy porn should be shown on Submarines, Oil Rigs, Supermarkets, Ladies fancy clothes shops, Prisons and prisms, Why C.J is after Roy Walker's old job, and why, when in Japan, you should be really really careful when ordering shiitake & steak.
All of which are discussed whilst being watched over by the world's finest legal mind, the man with two backs to his left hand, The north of England's last legal hope! The one and only Mr Scotto White!

This weeks Audiogasms® pour into your ear to brain pipes courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world, yes folks! It's The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear-hole-coconut-oil-rub-down from the finest looking beard we've ever seen connected to a chap called Mr John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Daddy or chips?

Session 90 - Keyloff

THIS SHOW CONTAINS 0% CHERNOBYL TANNED, MULING SYCOPHANTS!

This week the saviours of internet radio pick apart the run of the mill, everyday topics of inbred royalty, time travel, Facebook, zombies and darts.

De-fucking-licious!

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called B-Sydes, the one and only B-Sydes!
Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called John Smith, the one and only John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! By Crom it's good!

Session 88 - Baptits

SHOP KEEPERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE AND BAKE BOOBIES!
This week, the closest thing to "pickled radio" you'll ever hear brings you a few thoughts regarding, rubbish listening recommendations, fantastic listening recommendations, lunch recommendations and CRAZY RELIGIOUS FANATICS!

...Of course.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are brought to you this week by those sexy boys from the happiest place in the U.K, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional silky smooth lug hole crack from the most forgiving band in the entire world The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! If you're in the states then you will have never seen Fred Talbot being bashful on a giant fucking floating map:

Session 87 - Balamorys

IF T9 WAS IN THE KAISER CHIEFS IT WOULD'VE PREDICTED A PINT!
This week the saviours of internet broadcasting discuss the joy of modern day style icons, the joy of public cleansing, the joy of public chundering and the ever lasting joy of being a bit more French?!?!?!!!

Actual in ear Audiogasms® are thrusted into your minds this week by the finest boys to ever look over the side of Brighton Pier and say "Ooh! That's a bit high!" the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are shaken off onto your temporal bone by the beard fanatic and fan of motorway service station pastys Mr John Smith


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now repeat after us:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

FUCK, FUCK

FUCK THE PO-LICE


Sting's made enough money by now anyway...

Session 85 - Smeggs

HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Session 80 - Fixers *SPECIAL*

Welcome to the very first of Liquid Inspiration Podcast's 2011

*SPECIAL SHOWS*

This week the world is put bang to rights as C.J & Daz discuss the correct inflection to use when doing a spot of Pigeonholing, the best way to clean up after a spot of Pigeon-holing, All Religions get their habits handed back to them with a side order of "fuck you!", The politicians and the Misinformed do-gooders also get the full L.I.P treatment.

Fantastic tunage is supplied this week by The Wave Pictures and the worlds only five membered sex machine named Son Of Robot!

We hope you enjoy the first of our *SPECIAL SHOWS*. If you don't please contact us at www.twitter.com/CJ_and_Daz for a full refund... or not.

Cheers!


C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Session 68 - Apprentice

WIKI-TASTIC!
This week, the Internets favourite and best source of alcoholic product testing discuss the difference of scale, Modern technology, politics nudists and the acting equivalent of a Pony that only knows one trick.
The chaps are also joined this week by special guest, Tommo!

Your weekly "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the super sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot) and the ever brilliant and no relation to Will, John Smith!


It's here! It's beer! Why not give Liquid Inspiration Podcast your licence fee to produce brilliant children's TV?!

Session 42 - Wank

This week your favourite slackers contemplate the daily tasks of lady rice farmers, Discuss the pros and cons of bad politics and take a look back on the weeks proceedings.

Audio Awesomeness supplied by the charmers from Chelmsford Things We Lost In The Fire and the flatterer of the fretboard John Smith.

Whoever said never meet your heroes were talking rubbish, that is unless your heroes are C.J and Daz then some of that statement is correct I.E: "Never meet your heroes... without bringing beer"


42 shows in and we still love you. Bye.

Session 40 - Pölitiks

VOTE FOR VICTORY!

This week the internet’s most reliable source for factual and accurate journalism discuss the merits of French automobiles, the joy of fake religion and the joy of drinking coffee in the nude…

… Oh yeah, and the election.

Rush to the polls with the two sexiest men in music that always win a majority vote in our books the right honerable John Smith and Lord LuKuS.

Whatever the political result, it won’t be nearly as interesting as the weekly dose of your favourite barrel of drinky and sweary awesomeness!

Cheers!