Showing posts with label Tits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tits. Show all posts

Friday, April 01, 2011

Session 87 - Balamorys


IF T9 WAS IN THE KAISER CHIEFS IT WOULD'VE PREDICTED A PINT!
This week the saviours of internet broadcasting discuss the joy of modern day style icons, the joy of public cleansing, the joy of public chundering and the ever lasting joy of being a bit more French?!?!?!!!

Actual in ear Audiogasms® are thrusted into your minds this week by the finest boys to ever look over the side of Brighton Pier and say "Ooh! That's a bit high!" the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are shaken off onto your temporal bone by the beard fanatic and fan of motorway service station pastys Mr John Smith


As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now repeat after us:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

FUCK, FUCK

FUCK THE PO-LICE


Sting's made enough money by now anyway...

Friday, January 14, 2011

Session 76 - Facetious!


METAL! This week the internet's barometer of good taste, good beer and above average punnage tackle the best ways of getting Johnny Law to let you off the hook, the many perks of living in a country side setting with a fellow fan of Cider festivals and craft fairs and discuss how to alert the fashion police by breaking the Geneva Convention.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever complete the 4 minute mile in £3.00, 12mm and 3oz the one and only LuKuS! with additional sexy ear hole fun from those boys in the band from Brighton, Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take notes to fully satisfy* your lover today!


*Satisfaction dependant on extremely low standards. Seriously! He or she can't be that fussy.
We're talking about a bar set so low you can step over it!

Friday, January 07, 2011

Session 75 - Free!


This week, the saviours of free speech on Internet radio known simply as C.J and Daz discuss the beautiful concept of one girl one cup, discuss the generosity of others and request some fancy items from You, the listeners.

Your priceless in ear "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the boys that put the word "sexy" into the phrase "Those boys are so nude I could poo!.. Sexy!" The one and only Son Of Robot! With additional musical delights from the most tolerant and forgiving band in the world, The Wave Pictures.


As ever, it's here! It's beer!
Why pay for the rest when you can have the best (FREE!)

Friday, December 24, 2010

Session 73 - Present


This week's special festive session comes live, and completely unprepared from earlier in the week.

Seasonally appropriate musical stylings from the man who comes down your chimney all through the year: Mr John Smith. Also, a handy eating guide for the holidays courtesy of Brighton's finest Son Of Robot! Oh, and an extra special bonus track from The Wave Pictures, the most tolerant band in the entire music industry... Fact!

And a special thanks to all of our very sexy affiliates:

LuKuS

B-Sydes

Son Of Robot

Things We Lost In The Fire

John Smith

The Wave Pictures

Cribble

Christopher D Bate

Mr & Mrs Carlson

Squidink Tattoo

The ignorant mind of Danny Dyer


Cheers!



C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Friday, December 17, 2010

Session 72 - Time-Ghost


This week's antisocial network antidote comes to you courtasy of AA, AA and the healing power of "Pre-Post Rock Greatness!"

This weeks patented sexy "Audiogasm®" is supplied by the only man to ever wipe his pit sweat over C.J's face without recieving a large cash payment from him first, The ever fantastical LuKuS! With added audio scrumptiousness from those boys in the band from Brighton... The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever...

It's here! It's beer! Stop getting on everybody's titamaboobs on the Facebook and get on with your life you twitarse!

Friday, November 26, 2010

Session 69 - DUUUDE!


EXCELLENT!
This week the ever super saviours of open minded, free thinking Internet beer drinking brilliantly pick apart the differences between sex pests getting their pets blessed by the lord and being ignored by people that don't have half the IQ of your left shoe.

This weeks facial Audiogasm® is supplied by a man that has so many sexy bits, he's banned from all forms of public transport! The one and only LuKuS!
Additional musical treats by the most forgiving band in the world, the ever brilliant Wave Pictures.

Yet another outstanding weekly podcast Dudes!
It's here! It's Beer! Be Excellent to each other!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Session 68 - Apprentice


WIKI-TASTIC!
This week, the Internets favourite and best source of alcoholic product testing discuss the difference of scale, Modern technology, politics nudists and the acting equivalent of a Pony that only knows one trick.
The chaps are also joined this week by special guest, Tommo!

Your weekly "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the super sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot) and the ever brilliant and no relation to Will, John Smith!


It's here! It's beer! Why not give Liquid Inspiration Podcast your licence fee to produce brilliant children's TV?!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Session 67 - Chronoses


Special guest producer for this week's show is the one and only H.G Wells.

This week the podcasting equivalent of Jon Pertwee and Patrick Troughton discuss Sexy goths and their Brilliant dress sense as well as two very important charities, namely One love for Chi and the very hairy and sexy Movember Movement.

Sexy ear hole massage supplied by the two chaps most qualified to reinstate a sense of wild shrieking and mass hysteria amongst the women folk of the likes that have not been seen since the days of "Beatlemania"!
The mustachioed man's men that go by the names John Smith and B-Sydes!


Liquid Inspiration Podcast, always hot, fresh and delicious! Delivered straight to your brain via the holes in the sides of your face!

Cheers!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Session 65 - Bunker


TITS!
Ahoy! During this weeks drinky, sweary, lead lined bout of isolated bomb proof brilliance, Mr Bromley Daz discovers a subconscious hatred of things that will get him into trouble with the RSPCA and PETA.
On the other flipper, a Dog named C.J finds that he has been listening to too much of of one thing or another, Possibly.

Audio back and sides supplied by the smartest dressed chaps about town the ever hot and sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P Of Robot) with added "something for the weekend" from John Smith!



This week we also pay tribute to the demise of Daz's "Occasional chair":



Cheers!

Friday, October 08, 2010

Session 62 - Revelation



SHIIIIT!
On this weeks show the worlds best club singer tries to purchase soiled underwear from the Police (Not the band, the other lot), The worlds best producer of this show flips his wig about unnecessary progress and both of these fine gents will need to either be more like "The Legend" Keeton Alford or get massive bristols fitted to be more famous.

Tunage is supplied by the only band to ever appear topless and gyrating to dance music in a regular reacurring dream by both the whole of England, Wales and Norway simultaneously on the same night. Those boys from Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional ear hole sex from Things We Lost In The Fire!


When a Seagull follows a trawler, does anyone give two shits?

Cheers!

Friday, September 03, 2010

Session 57 - Matey



Ahoy! Your Liquid Inspiration Podcast Technicians have worked extra super hard to give you, the listener, the very best in awesome audio quality in order for you to "seal that deal"...
...or what ever it is that you crazy kids choose to busy your hands with whilst experiencing the finest in drinky sweary audio!

Tunage is supplied by the beloved and missed Son Of Robot (R.I.P Of.Robot) and the man that all the thinking ladies seem to refer to as "Crumpet", the ever chased down the street by women folk LuKuS!

It's here! It's Beer! Don't ask us to be overley coherent...

Cheers!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Session 54 - Figureheads


Wotcha! This weeks short and sweet example of solid sterling radio is brought to you courtesy of the comedy fuel known as beer. Your faithful hosts discuss the pros and cons of swimming in shit and the joy of finding out that the right tattoo artist for you is the first one you speak to.

Dropping musical science this week are the boys from Essex that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire. Additional ear drum massage by the ever handsome and brilliant LuKuS.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Lets go stare at some tits...

Friday, May 28, 2010

Session 43 - Busy?



Wotcha... Been busy?

Shut up. We don't care and neither does anyone else for that matter you persistent whinger you!

This week your favourite cads and bounders about town discuss the life saving properties of the breast implant, endorse getting the boobs out to stop wars and poke a large legal lawsuit in the chest with a stick... not just any stick. A stick covered in shit.

Son Of Robot discuss the weather at your face whilst your hosts bum a smoke and a light off of LuKuS.

It's here! It's Beer! And we couldn't give two flying fucks about your mothers Sciatica.

Cheers!


Friday, April 16, 2010

Session 37 - Disassemblement


THE END IS NIGH!
This week the worlds premium beer enthusiasts discuss the dismantlement of the worlds favourite Brighton based Mock-Hop-Rock band SON OF ROBOT.
This distressing nudes has got it's own Son Of Robot emergency support site for people feeling like they might not have anything left to live for.
Additional ear hole caressing love songs by the always charming tunesmith John Smith.

Don't forget to get your "Dobbers" out, get your "Dobbers" out and let us see what you're all about with our new downloadable Liquid Inspiration Podcast Bingo Card!



In these harsh times what more could you ask for?

Seriously? What more?

Cheers!