Session 121 - Beef

WHERE'S THE BEER?!

This delicious slice of why the internet was invented features talk of Chinese drink driving laws being averted, Floridian drink driving laws being enforced, Drink driving with Stephen Hawking...s, Drink dribbling with footballs, Vegan food, Japanese food, Scandinavian food, Beefy food, Bacony food and Beer... Lots and lots of beer.

Audiogasms® are provided by the most forgiving and most wonderful man in the world, Mr David Tattersall!
Additional AudiogasMETAL® is rammed deep inside your ear ports by the most metal of men, the pride of the pacific northwest, the one, the only RedFinn!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's turning Japanese, we think it's turning Japanese we really think so!

Session 76 - Facetious!

METAL! This week the internet's barometer of good taste, good beer and above average punnage tackle the best ways of getting Johnny Law to let you off the hook, the many perks of living in a country side setting with a fellow fan of Cider festivals and craft fairs and discuss how to alert the fashion police by breaking the Geneva Convention.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever complete the 4 minute mile in £3.00, 12mm and 3oz the one and only LuKuS! with additional sexy ear hole fun from those boys in the band from Brighton, Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take notes to fully satisfy* your lover today!


*Satisfaction dependant on extremely low standards. Seriously! He or she can't be that fussy.
We're talking about a bar set so low you can step over it!

Session 47 - METAL!

METAL!

This week the saviours of the internet discuss the joys and pure pleasure of mixing drinks in order to meet your favourite musical artists, Not clicking a website, being hip with the kids #forrealz, and why drowning the poor cow you married because you got pissed and stuck your slag hammer in side her gutted hamster will spare the surrounding area shame if you happen to be in Bali.

(Non)METAL! treats courtesy of the boys from Essex known so well for their sexiness, that even the Queen must lower her spectacles with one hand and cup her clopper with the other! The stunning group of young men simply known as Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional musical treats supplied along with an apology from C.J to the man that goes by the name David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

Some say, every time you flick up some devil horns a telephone rings in hell...

Everytime you laugh at this weeks show Keith Richards lives another 6 months!..

...As per his agreement with the master.


Cheers! METAL!