Showing posts with label Balls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Balls. Show all posts

Friday, March 14, 2014

Session 163 - Modern Man (Part 2) *SPECIAL*



REAL MEN DRIVE FROM THE LADIES TEE!

During the second part of *SPECIAL*, super session of your favourite selection of audible swears, the guys continue to attempt to define what it means to be a modern man and the different categories required to plot an accurate portrayal of who that man could and certainly should be.

...and beer. Obviously.

This weeks delicious Audiogasms® are supplied by two groups that know what a real man looks like when they see one weeping in a cinema, the always fantastical Son Of Robot and the ever sensational The Wild!


As ever it's here! It's beer! It's the crisp sound of ball bag on jock strap!



Cheers!

Friday, August 30, 2013

Session 152 - #78 Live *CLASSIC SPECIAL*


*"CLASSIC" SPECIAL SHOW*

BUY STUFF FROM OUR LAWYER -->HERE!<--

你好 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!

During yet another premium session of the People's Republic Of China's favourite podcast (FACT!); Talk turns to "bored" games, the best way to develop testicular torsion and "The Best" free legal advice "real money" can buy.

Talking of which, you really should buy a violin or a guitar pedal from our handsome and sexy lawyer.
Go on, buy a nice pedal or what have you.
It will enable a nice Japanese person to get their legal troubles sorted out for very little money.
Go on! Sponsor our lawyer today by buying some stuff from him -->HERE!<--

An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Additional audio style, sexy rub down that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex your brain right up is courtesy of the collective lube that goes by the name of Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!

Friday, February 15, 2013

Session 138 - TV *SPECIAL*



ADD "LATE NIGHT" TO THE TITLE FOR ADDITIONAL DIRTINESS!

Smells during this meeting of the finest content creation team money beer can buy not only whiff of common sense but also of Late Night Dogging, Balls, Balls - Behind the scenes (Arse), Why Daz has seen so many of the Hellraiser films, How Jack Dee managed to get several brilliant adverts out of just one take and Why C.J likes a show called Whitechapel... Alright fine!
AND THE WIRE!

Audiogasms® are supplied by the stars of the silver and small screen, the ever sexy Son Of Robot! Additional Audiogasverts® are provided during the breaks by the Essex boys that know a product worth purchasing when they see one, the ever awesome Things We Lost In The Fire!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Same beer time! Same beer channel!


Finally, a reminder that telly, when produced well, can be a passionate and rewarding experience for the viewer:


Cheers!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Session 134 - Queen's Peach *SPECIAL*



MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS EVERYBODY!

During this festive session of the drinking man's guide to surviving the holidays, Daz is absent due to his yearly tradition of carol singer hunting and so C.J is joined by guest hosts Christopher D Bate and Sir John Smith!

We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our Audiogasmic® artists (including Sir John) for allowing us to enjoy their Audiogasmicness® out loud, in glorious stereo on a fortnightly basis.
Beers are owed to B-Sydes, LuKuS, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, The Wild, RedFinn, Things We Lost In The Fire and the sexy boys from the band once known as Son Of Robot!

Additional thanks go out to our super sexy affiliates, to whom we also owe a beer or two: Cribble, Kylie, Mrs Carlson and Always Burning Corn 4, the folks at Squidink Tattoo, the geniuses at Brew Dog, our lawyer Mr Scotto White and of course the mince pie molester from Leicester Christopher Bate!


As ever, It's here! It's beer! See you in the new year!


Cheers!


C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Friday, May 04, 2012

Session 117 - Quispers

STOP! METAL TIME!

We proudly present a glorious session of your (at least third) favourite podcast that is so drunk that you can smell the beer through your headphones or speakers. A truly 2D experience!
You're welcome!

This delicious and booze filled show features talk of films, Wasabi GOATS, music, taste, the Midlands, car insurance, boring places, Cubans, bum pinching GOATS, Wasabi nuts and beer... lots and lots of beer.

Audiogasms® are piped into our brains this week by the only man to ever be in a space ape themed band with C.J, the ever delicious B Sydes!
Additional Audiogasmic® rub down is provided by our new friends from the English county of Canadia, RedFinn!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Seriously guys... lots and lots of beer.

Cheers!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Session 78 - Live


你好 it's friday Night LIVE!
During yet another premium session of the People's Republic Of China's favourite podcast; Talk turn's to bored games, the best way to develop testicular torsion and "The Best" free legal advice "real money can buy.

An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Addtional audio that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex up your brain courtesy Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Session 77 - TH35P14N5


Alas, poor listeners!
This week the heroes of the People's Republic Of China discuss the titillation of having Someone else "sort you out" and how to get rid of fake money fast!

Audiogasms® are doled out left, right and sexy centre courtesy of the most forgiving band in the history of music The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are dropped like the hottest things since really hot heat by the only man we personally know called John Smith.

Ruddy delicious!


Also, if you ask for the best, remember that you might get a shit video response:

Friday, November 19, 2010

Session 68 - Apprentice


WIKI-TASTIC!
This week, the Internets favourite and best source of alcoholic product testing discuss the difference of scale, Modern technology, politics nudists and the acting equivalent of a Pony that only knows one trick.
The chaps are also joined this week by special guest, Tommo!

Your weekly "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the super sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot) and the ever brilliant and no relation to Will, John Smith!


It's here! It's beer! Why not give Liquid Inspiration Podcast your licence fee to produce brilliant children's TV?!