Session 142 - Sealant

REINVENTING THE ROAST DINNER, TOGETHER!

During this session of why the UK top 40 doesn't listen to internet radio, talk turns to delicious vinyl, delicious (and cheap) downloads, delicious artistic poverty, delicious beards and of course delicious beer!

Audiogasms® are squeezed past your lug holes and injected directly to you soul by MiniDisc centric recording artists B Sydes and the legendary beard on legs Sir John Smith!

John has a new album out.
It's so good that we recommend that everyone reading this runs out to their local Our Price and grabs hot fresh copy on MiniDisc right now! Alternatively if you don't live in a bustling major town or city in the late nineties you can grab a copy right here.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Delicious fishyness:



Cheers!

Session 126 - Overrun!

A BIT OF STOUT WILL SORT YOU OUT!

During this latest session of the audio equivalent of finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans the chaps confabulate all over the topics of: How to avoid getting Chinese (sun)burns, Why it's tricky to encourage a Jellyfish to wrestle, Famous anti-moss gatherers, Why all Call Centre Operators / Traffic Wardens / Showcase Cinema Attendants are no longer on the naughty step but are now demoted to the cunty step, Mr Wu feels the pinch of the recession and raises his restaurant price and C.J loves cats now...
Honest.

Audiogasms® that are so sexy they just want to wank off your ear drums are supplied by a band so hot and sexy they've been banned from ever reforming for fear that FM radio would get pregnant and give birth to a sexy new robotic type of DAB, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasmicness® is lovingly massaged into your prefrontal cortex leaving you with the desire to "Rock out with your cock out" by the man, the myth, the legend... The LuKus!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's a stock item!

Cheers!

Session 122 - AIBV

RIDICULOUS TOPLESS (bus) BEER TOURS!

During this weeks session of the best man made audio drinking guide ever, topics turn to the impending rise of the machines including, Robo-Farts, Robo-Beer, Robo-Rock, Robo-Paper, Robo-Scissors, Robo-Disco-Bhangra and a 100% humanoid operated drinking establishment that happens to be the best ruddy pub in the world! Fact!

In more important news, our boy Keeton Alford turned 21! Mazel tov for beer in Georgia buddy! Georgia?!? You, dear boy, can now quote promo code: "C.J & Daz sent me!" at the bar for a slight discount and a confused look from your local smooth talking Bar Steward... Just don't order a paltry Heineken... go for a nice Desperados, Super Bock or Guinness for the win! Good lad! We love you!

Audiogasms® are schmeared all over your sexy ear parts by a man that takes one look at your dirty little lug holes and thinks:

"I can fit something delicious right in there!"

Of course, it's the one and only LuKuS! Additional Audiogastasticness® is funnelled into your head like a cool and sexy salve by the ever missed, super self aware Son Of Robot! It's automated awesomeness!


As ever, It's here! It's Beer! SHIT!
THEY'RE TAKING OVER!