Liquid Inspiration Podcast

Session 110 - Hawking...s

2012-01-27T22:34:00.000Z

BLACK HOLA!
As in black hole? No? Whatever.
This session of award winning booze fuelled shenanigans features tales of sticking it to your local county council, the mysterious relationship between a spirit endorsing northerner and an ale swilling southerner, the shift of power when a monetary transaction takes place, the nicest bass player of the 90's adding us on the G+ and of course Professor Stephen Hawking(s) with his views on "A brief history of 'gine". Short for vagina...

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by a band that has one of the worlds more tuneful Hixons on the skins, the one and only Things We Lost In The Fire! With additional Audiogasmic® coconut oil ear drum rubdown provided by some handsome guys that farted and created deliciousness!
The one and only Son Of Robot!
As ever, It's here! It's beer! Smoke a cigarette after thinking about the big bang!

Cheers!

Session 109 - Auld

2012-01-13T22:44:00.000Z

HAPPY NEW BEER!

This years first drunken swearing masterclass contains talk of Essex trends, Debbie McGilf, 12 reasons why Daz is getting kicked out of the magic circle, The illegalities of eating mince pies on the 25th of December as well as portioning tips and tricks and of course miming the words to old songs you should know but nobody does.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by a man that never gets tongue tied over the names of holidays, the one and only LuKuS! With additional Audiogasmicness® provided by a group that has literally had Mr LuKuS working his sexy ways deep inside it... erm, so to speak. The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Email thepauldaniels@aol.com to complain about this show!

Cheers!

Session 108 - Canadia II SPECIAL

2011-12-25T12:20:00.000Z

MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS!

This years super awesome festive *SPECIAL* features certified English blokes C.J and Daz of drunk Tweeting and Podcasting fame had a couple of chats to certified Canadian ladies Mrs Corinna Carlson of Gusgreeper.com and Ms Monica Hamburg of less drunken therefore inferior Podcasting fame.
Add a dash of booze, a pocketful of delight, a bunch of awesome tunes and a metric shit ton of swearing and you've got yourself a festive treat suitable for the most festive of drinking sessions!

Where's your prezzies?
Well, have we got a treat for you this Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas!
Please have a stab at our festive quiz / treasure hunt thinger for a delicious festive surprise!

Our sincerest thanks go out to the following enablers that (thank fuck) have not once asked us to stop making the swears with the beers:

Sir John Smith, Mr LuKuS, Señor Cribble, B-Sydes Esquire, Dr Christopher D Bate & Prof Kylie Posnett (Thanks for putting us up and putting up with C.J's unique brand of sonorous snoring!), Mrs Carlson & Ambassador Barrister Coach 4 (Do ya want a Baileys?), The (ever forgiving) Wave Pictures, The (ever awesome and super nice to us) Wild, Judge Mat Bone (for stabbing Daz with a needle in an awesome way!), Things We Lost In The Fire, MP Jim Pubes MP, Deaftronix, The finest one man legal team a podcast could have: Duke Scotto White and of course all of those sexy boys that were in the band from Brighton Son Of Robot (R.I.P)

Why not, on this most festive of days, enjoy a little Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas cheer from C.J and Lord John Smith:

Thanks for listening!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's invented it's own holiday!

Cheers!

C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Session 107 - Aristocrats!

2011-12-16T21:17:00.001Z

IF IT SMELLS LIKE POOP, I'M NOT GOING TO SMOKE IT!
Wotcha!
This weeks hand picked, premium and delicious selection of
swears and belches features talk of the taking of hard narcotics, Getting into places that people shouldn't be able to get out of and why drinking from the cold tap will make you happier than distilling your own cold water.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the one man that has never had to make up any stupid fucking words that don't make sense. The man, the myth, The LuKuS! Additional Audiogasmicness® are supplied by a group that carpet bomb people with audio awesomeness every single time The Wild!

And don't forget to tune in to the one and only...

LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS
2011 SPECIAL!

Available on the world on iTunes (and all other reputable L.I.P stockists) on 25/12/11!

As ever It's here! It's beer! It's recycling jokes!

Cheers!

Session 106 - Genie...us?

2011-12-02T21:45:00.000Z

PURE POOP IN A GLASS!
This session of the strangest answering machine message in the world may contain traces of Australians, Boyles, Buddy Booze, Morrissey's sex change sell out, Cucumbers, Cunts in the commons and crap consulates that won't put up your god damn chicken coop!

Aguileragasms® are supplied this week not only by those super sexy songsmiths Son Of Robot! (Available from Cribble.net here!) But also from the best beard in town, the man that puts the "ruddy delicious" into "My word that chaps goatee is ruddy delicious... if you like that sort of thing!" The one and only John Smith! (See below.)

As ever, It's here! It's beer! It's got a widget!

Session 105 - Alco...Me?

2011-11-18T20:11:00.000Z

STUNNING!
During this weeks super awesome session of "the world's most entertaining, live action, swears generator" the chaps wax lyrical on the various topics of: Fat bottomed girls, magic Zimbabwean donkey hookers, Northern Irish shite and how everything is big in China.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the brilliant and very forgiving David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmic Audiogasmness® is provided by the ever bearded and super awesome Señor John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! In mainland Europe this show is even more free to download!

Cheers!

Session 104 - Appeal-ing

2011-11-04T17:29:00.000Z

MUNICH MADNESS!
Topics on this charitable and sensitive installment of the world's greatest drinking session include, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Sunderland, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Jordan's minge, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named Scottish curry, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness that is a pensioner with a stripper, the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness named ball soup on the M1 and the terrifying abyss that's beyond the veil of consciousness that is Highlander 5.

Brilliant!

Audiogasms® this week by the most forgiving band in the world, the only band to ever be named The Wave Pictures!
Additional Audiogasmicness® supplied by the ever super awesome and really, really good looking The Wild!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! Man up lady!

Since this session was recorded, the world has lost one man responsible for
so many laughs not only with himself but often at himself. Have a cigar on us!

Thanks Jimmy,

Thimmy.

Session 103 - Chris-mas (Part 2) SPECIAL

2011-10-21T19:47:00.001+01:00

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast the words:
"Will", "You", "Marry", "Me?" and "Yes" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

It's finally here (again)! The second part of C.J and Daz's triumphant recording in the glorious and well eyebrowed city of Wolverhampton!

Part two features the ever super powered Kylie Posnett and the now Zoophobic Christopher D Bate waxing lyrical about such topics as sexy apes, public art, public pooping, the benefits of boxes, national service, interesting relatives, Alan fucking Sugar, Ryan fucking Estes and if that wasn't enough a round of a new game entitled "Let's Wink At Each Other"!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by three of the best and some of our very favorite artists such as the ever forgiving and superb The Wave Pictures, the handsome and sublime B-Sydes and of course the always rocking and socking Son Of Robot!

We'd like to take this chance to once again thank our gracious guest hosts Chris and Kylie for making these two shows extra super SPECIAL!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! BUM!

Video Spoiler!

Session 102 - Chris-mas (Part 1) SPECIAL

2011-10-07T22:05:00.002+01:00

*SPECIAL SHOW*

*Warning! During this session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast
the words "Fiat" and "Multipla" are used next to each other in sequence.*

WOLVER WHAT NOW?!
It's finally here! The special you have all been waiting for!
Well, as the title suggests it's actually the specials you have all been waiting for as when the finest podcast money can't buy travels across the country in search of super awesome guest hosts, it doesn't do things by halves.
No! It does things by doubles!

Part one of this classic toofah starring the ever awesome Kylie Posnett and the ever charming Christopher D Bate contains talk of beauty spa treatments gone wrong, a decadent death by dumplings, cunning tips on getting free pizza, how a city can be quite like a "scrappy little bloke", bin pasty roulette, Ryan fucking Estes and many, many more family favourites...

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by those charming chaps, the boys from Brighton Son Of Robot! Additional Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the ever handsome and noisey LuKuS!

As ever, it's here! It's beer! It's in the midlands?!

Why not have some proof of Cribble's fantastic dress sense!

Session 101 - Educationment

2011-09-23T19:54:00.000+01:00

Class is in session!
Turn your phones off and turn to page 69! Today's lesson includes such curriculum as: Midgets in porn being eaten by badgers, Ginger whingers, the high production values of the world's best podcast, C.J's college days and how Daz once fixed Mr Jeckles show.

Pay attention in the back!

Audiogasms® 101 is taught this week by the only teacher with tenure Professor B-Sydes with an additional course in Audiogasmiconology® run by handsome beard about town, the one and only Dr John Smith!

As ever, aural displeasure in glorious stereo is here! With beer!
Punching the Open University in the side of the head!

For extra credit please take our course in audio production:

Session 100 - The Ton

2011-09-09T18:52:00.000+01:00

OOONE HUUUUUUNDREEED!

On this weeks scintillating installment of the finest free to air drinking session on the Internet the chaps discuss bargain bin apple products, prime real estate for fast food, Olympic "Arse-verts©", the quirks of French cars and the chancers that "mend" them and C.J joining the Geri-Set.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by our brilliant new friends The Wild with additional Audiogasmicness® courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! IT'S THE TON!

Cheers!

Session 99 - Context

2011-08-26T17:19:00.001+01:00

BRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!!!!

This week on the home of drunken logic the chaps discuss the French, the mysterious Austrailian phenominon of reverse beer goggles, how to fix the country (again) and shit super heroes during all of which C.J allows a fancy Belgiums beer to give him fancy Belgiums burps.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving, the handsome, the talented, the one, the only, The Wave Pictures with additional ear hole satisfaction is served up courtasy of our new friends The Wild!

As ever it's here! It's Beer! It's all about context.

Session 98 - Clubbing

2011-08-12T18:49:00.000+01:00

RICE FOR THE PACE AND CLUBS FOR THE WAFFLES!
On this weeks island of ~~good taste, common sense,~~ beer and swearing topics include: the best way to retain your obvious virginity, Russians feeling the economic pinch, why George Lucas likes the Son Of Robot song "Two in the Goo, One in the poo", urban waffle markets and the best stocking filler hitting the shelves in time for Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas!

Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the sultan of swinging, the captain of cool, the mayor of music the one and only LuKuS!
Additional Audio-pants-party is supplied from those Chelmsford chaps that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! METAL!

Session 97 - Tittymatortar

2011-07-29T20:25:00.002+01:00

WE'RE TWO!
Wotcha! The first rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is bring your own beer. The second rule of Liquid Inspiration Podcast is "Don't stick that in there" with all of the other rules being too unimportant to assign a number to!
Additional topics of conversation include A musical shed, Hitler's talking dogs, the way everyone in Norwich have the same last name and...

BIRTHDAY-BRAND-NEWNESS! appears in the form of new previously unheard (On this show) SUPER-Audiogasms® from B Sydes! and the rather awesome Deaftronix!

Why not celebrate the fact that two years ago we started swearing into microphones by following us on our shiny new Google+ page?!

Beers and thanks to:

John, Ben, LuKuS, Cribble, Son Of Robot, Deaftronix, The Wave Pictures, Things We Lost In The Fire, Chris & Kylie, Corinna & Adam, Regular Dave, Rage Jage, Matt the Hat, Good 'ands Baines, The Taj Mahal, Natalie S, Keeton Alford, Sarah Cook, Lee Howard, Robert Kennedy Whigham and everyone that has ever listened and / or forwarded spam to us.

Here's to another year and as ever:

It's here! It's Beer! Enjoy!.. Or not.

C.J & Daz

Session 96 - Voming-It

2011-07-15T20:05:00.000+01:00

McHallelujah!

This week the (pound) saviours of internet swearyness discuss the curious case of Chris Packham's love of a certain Welsh alternative rock band, how one New Zelander is hedging his bets on a gee-gee's sex wee and just how important it is to have a seperation between church and steak, during which C.J says the funniest thing he's ever said and instantly regrets it!
A true L.I.P first!

A double dose of Audiogasmicness® injected directly into your earogenous zone courtesy of those boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Uh Huh Oh Yeh!

Session 95 - ステーキ

2011-07-01T20:33:00.000+01:00

こんにちは!
This week the Federers of the phrase "fucking fucksocks", the Nadals of nay-saying, the Sharapovas of "Sharapova? I've never met her!" get all sweary on centre court and don't mention Wimbledon once!

Seriously!

Not once!

Themes of the many, far better discussions on this show include, Reasons why hot steamy porn should be shown on Submarines, Oil Rigs, Supermarkets, Ladies fancy clothes shops, Prisons and prisms, Why C.J is after Roy Walker's old job, and why, when in Japan, you should be really really careful when ordering shiitake & steak.
All of which are discussed whilst being watched over by the world's finest legal mind, the man with two backs to his left hand, The north of England's last legal hope! The one and only Mr Scotto White!

This weeks Audiogasms® pour into your ear to brain pipes courtesy of the most forgiving band in the entire world, yes folks! It's The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear-hole-coconut-oil-rub-down from the finest looking beard we've ever seen connected to a chap called Mr John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Daddy or chips?

Session 94 - Gropes

2011-06-17T18:16:00.000+01:00

This week the South East of England's premier speed drinking team discuss pricey foods, breakfast nudes, romantic moods, John Smith eludes (people linking him on Twitter).
Discussions also turn to the likes of Des, Bill and Polly.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the finest band in the (w)hole of what is called Essex Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional hot, sexy Audiogash® is slung towards your brain from the only man to ever request a hard copy of C.J's letter to have a bit of "Private personal alone time" with. It's the one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's Beer! Have a grope and a smile!

Session 93 - Bonurs

2011-06-03T22:26:00.000+01:00

¡Hola! During this internationally flavoured session of the worlds favourite podcast the saviours of Internet based drinky swearyness discuss sexy academics using strange power tools, the online slave trade, somewhere you can enjoy swears between sessions of the the best loved show on iTunes, a fantastic location for a date or bar licence, short sticky little drunken bastards and as usual, a selection of jokes scraped from the bottom of the comedy barrel.

Musical Audiogasmicness® is supplied this week by the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only Sir John Smith!
Additional Audiogasms® are thrusted deep inside your ear holes by the only band to ever be this fat and this sexy, it's Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck has got Daz's book?

Session 92 - Fancy!

2011-05-20T19:26:00.000+01:00

SUBBUTEO!
During this, the best thing to happen to the internet since the last session of Liquid Inspiration Podcast was available to download, the boys discuss various high income sponsorships, those that take the pot, ninja weapons, Mr Cribble and his bits (get your mind out of that gutter!), fetish couture and Rupert fucking Murdoch.

Audiogasmic® cosmetic ear hole surgery is performed this week by the world's sexiest super surgeons simply known under the superb and silly sounding sobriquet Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiogasms® are supplied by the most forgiving band in the entire history of music. The one. The only The Wave Pictures!

As ever.

It's here! It's beer! It's having a poo at Paul's!

Cheers!

Session 91 - Comebacker II

2011-05-06T23:36:00.002+01:00

LOVE A DUCK! WE'RE BACK!
This week the saviours of internet drinky drunkenness have a* cold pint** discuss the ancient martial art of nans mugging chavs, why you should carefully choose your TV/Broadband service provider and fart.

Yes.

Fart.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the ever handsome and multi faceted LuKuS with additional Audiogasmic® soul soothing from those boys in the band from Brighton Son Of Robot!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!*** WITH VENTED SPLEEN!

...Also don't forget to send Mr Cribble cigarettes when he gets sent to The Tower after making the funniest thing we've seen in weeks!

Enjoy!

* Read as "lots"
** Read as "pints"
*** Read as "posh totty of all titles!"

Session 90 - Keyloff

2011-04-22T20:36:00.001+01:00

THIS SHOW CONTAINS 0% CHERNOBYL TANNED, MULING SYCOPHANTS!

This week the saviours of internet radio pick apart the run of the mill, everyday topics of inbred royalty, time travel, Facebook, zombies and darts.

De-fucking-licious!

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called B-Sydes, the one and only B-Sydes!
Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever have a beard and be called John Smith, the one and only John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! By Crom it's good!

Session 89 - Maths

2011-04-15T20:39:00.001+01:00

This week Mr Bromley Daz and 1/6 of the Village People discuss the successes of celebrities, the pitfalls of public marriage proposals, satellite tv services that make you want to write letters like this one and last but not least, Toyah Willcox's La Las

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only band that could make you fall on top of the business end of a penis just by simply reforming, those sexy boys from Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are delivered hot and fresh to your ears by the the always handsome, very forgiving brilliant chaps that go by the name The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer!

Nicole? Papa? Fuck off!

Session 88 - Baptits

2011-04-08T23:12:00.000+01:00

SHOP KEEPERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE AND BAKE BOOBIES!
This week, the closest thing to "pickled radio" you'll ever hear brings you a few thoughts regarding, rubbish listening recommendations, fantastic listening recommendations, lunch recommendations and CRAZY RELIGIOUS FANATICS!

...Of course.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are brought to you this week by those sexy boys from the happiest place in the U.K, the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional silky smooth lug hole crack from the most forgiving band in the entire world The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! If you're in the states then you will have never seen Fred Talbot being bashful on a giant fucking floating map:

Session 87 - Balamorys

2011-04-01T22:51:00.000+01:00

IF T9 WAS IN THE KAISER CHIEFS IT WOULD'VE PREDICTED A PINT!
This week the saviours of internet broadcasting discuss the joy of modern day style icons, the joy of public cleansing, the joy of public chundering and the ever lasting joy of being a bit more French?!?!?!!!

Actual in ear Audiogasms® are thrusted into your minds this week by the finest boys to ever look over the side of Brighton Pier and say "Ooh! That's a bit high!" the one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional Audiospunks® are shaken off onto your temporal bone by the beard fanatic and fan of motorway service station pastys Mr John Smith

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Now repeat after us:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

FUCK, FUCK

FUCK THE PO-LICE

Sting's made enough money by now anyway...

Session 86 - Art?

2011-03-25T21:42:00.000Z

ANOTHER CLASSIC!
This week the future stars of the Rap music industry discuss the art of filling out your (or someone else's) census, the art of getting your stuff confiscated, the art of socks, the art of being a completely useless bag of twat infused cuntyness and, of course the art of... Art!

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the brutally brilliant B-Sydes with additional digital STDs from those sexy boys from Brighton, the one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer! We don't know much about Art. But we can spot a pair of GusGreeper.com non-Sock Monkey converted "Fancy Man socks" when we see them!

Cheers!

Session 85 - Smeggs

2011-03-18T22:16:00.000Z

HOT, FRESH AND DISGUSTING!
This week the saviours of free thinking and heavy drinking with pint glass clinking discuss your so called friends on certain websites, boiling chinese piss, delicious amnesia in a glass, what Fern and Delia are doing well and could do better in their careers and the friendliest social network.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the most forgiving band in the universe The Wave Pictures!
Additional ear hole caressing by the man that puts the "bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" in the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back to the old peoples home!" The one and only LuKuS!

It's here! It's beer! Who the fuck are you again?

Cheers!

Session 84 - Firsts

2011-03-11T21:41:00.000Z

THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! HUZZAH!
This week, the saviours of free speech, free beer and freeballing discuss among many topics, C.J's homeland, Love on the open road, Germanic perfume, Dating tips AND reveal the two lucky John Smith / Tunebreaker.com competition winners!

Audiogasmic® tunage is supplied by the two most handsome musicians to feature on this show (this week) the one and only B-Sydes and LuKuS!

As always, It's here! It's beer! Have a round of firsts on us!

Session 83 - Dags

2011-03-04T21:53:00.000Z

HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING? (That's what she said!)
This week the glorious, stereophonic, life affirming, bestest thing on the interwebs (Called Liquid Inspiration Podcast) discuss public nudity, anal insertion, time travel, celebrating success with alcohol, dog piss, soviets, independent snuff films and a few other topics that you might not expect... like dogs... driving cars.

Audiogasmic® tunage from the sexiest bunch of chaps to ever give the entire city of Brighton & Hove an STD (Son.Of.Robot Transmitted Deliciousness) that they absolutely LOVE! The one and only Son Of Robot!
Additional audio feast delivered hot and fresh by the most forgiving band in the entire universe The Wave Pictures!

ALERT! Given the time scale of the silly Tunebreaker.com competition, our added bonus competition is now closed and we will be announcing the two lucky winners on Session 84!

Hot, Fresh and Delicious every week...

Every week...

Session 82 - Hari-Kari

2011-02-25T20:27:00.000Z

At the next Podcast, Turn left... You left the gas on didn't you?
This week the saviours of drinky drunken swearyness discuss top notch celebrity endorsements, correct eating etiquette when taking in the arts, heavy duty, durable waste collection bags and C.J's brand new religion of fourteen or so years... aside from the obvious.

Audiogasms® this week are delivered by the ever rugged and manly John Smith! (Who would also like to remind you that you can still vote for him on his Tunebreaker.com profile and buy some 60p songs if you want... and seeing as we are putting words in his mouth he'd also like you to know that we here at L.I.P are his best friends in the whole wide world and that he's scared of spiders and wears frilly pants... probably)
Additional handsome men making brilliant audio style noises comes in the form of the most forgiving band in the universe! The Wave Pictures!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Don't stick that in there!

Cheers!

Session 81 - Inventioning

2011-02-18T22:33:00.000Z

EUREKA!

This week on the best free drinking session found inside the Internet, the fellas once again discuss the fine line between scientific brilliance and even more brilliant, scientific brilliance.

It's an Audiogasmic® delicious double dose of the one and only John Smith!

John would also like us to tell you about his ongoing campaign to win some votes over at Tunebreaker.com. Go and spend £0.60 whole pence on a track or two at Tunebreaker.com and for every track downloaded a barman gets "One in the pipe" bought for them by us... probably.

Cheers!

Session 80 - Fixers SPECIAL

2011-02-11T22:23:00.001Z

Welcome to the very first of Liquid Inspiration Podcast's 2011

*SPECIAL SHOWS*

This week the world is put bang to rights as C.J & Daz discuss the correct inflection to use when doing a spot of Pigeonholing, the best way to clean up after a spot of Pigeon-holing, All Religions get their habits handed back to them with a side order of "fuck you!", The politicians and the Misinformed do-gooders also get the full L.I.P treatment.

Fantastic tunage is supplied this week by The Wave Pictures and the worlds only five membered sex machine named Son Of Robot!

We hope you enjoy the first of our *SPECIAL SHOWS*. If you don't please contact us at www.twitter.com/CJ_and_Daz for a full refund... or not.

Cheers!

C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Session 79 - Ambassaballs

2011-02-04T21:26:00.000Z

WE ARE REALLY SPOILING YOU!
During this weeks session of drinky drunkyness the chaps discuss the best film ever made, how to achieve a really posh wank and the worst place to get a tattoo.

Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever to have his songs played on liquid Inspiration Podcast AND be called John Smith at the same time! Plus additional Audiogasmic® extras from the one and only LuKuS!

Additional visual classiness is supplied by the ambassador's balls:

Cheers!

Session 78 - Live

2011-01-28T21:39:00.000Z

你好 it's friday Night LIVE!
During yet another premium session of the People's Republic Of China's favourite podcast; Talk turn's to bored games, the best way to develop testicular torsion and "The Best" free legal advice "real money can buy.

An awesome Audiogasmic® Audiogasm® is supplied this week by the most forgiving man in modern music David Tattersall. Addtional audio that seems to put a sonic penis in your ear and sex up your brain courtesy Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Thank you and 再见!

Session 77 - TH35P14N5

2011-01-18T22:24:00.015Z

Alas, poor listeners!
This week the heroes of the People's Republic Of China discuss the titillation of having Someone else "sort you out" and how to get rid of fake money fast!

Audiogasms® are doled out left, right and sexy centre courtesy of the most forgiving band in the history of music The Wave Pictures! Additional Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are dropped like the hottest things since really hot heat by the only man we personally know called John Smith.

Ruddy delicious!

Also, if you ask for the best, remember that you might get a shit video response:

Session 76 - Facetious!

2011-01-14T21:45:00.000Z

METAL! This week the internet's barometer of good taste, good beer and above average punnage tackle the best ways of getting Johnny Law to let you off the hook, the many perks of living in a country side setting with a fellow fan of Cider festivals and craft fairs and discuss how to alert the fashion police by breaking the Geneva Convention.

Audiogasmic® Audiogasms® are supplied this week by the only man to ever complete the 4 minute mile in £3.00, 12mm and 3oz the one and only LuKuS! with additional sexy ear hole fun from those boys in the band from Brighton, Son Of Robot!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Take notes to fully satisfy* your lover today!

*Satisfaction dependant on extremely low standards. Seriously! He or she can't be that fussy.
We're talking about a bar set so low you can step over it!

Session 75 - Free!

2011-01-07T21:59:00.001Z

This week, the saviours of free speech on Internet radio known simply as C.J and Daz discuss the beautiful concept of one girl one cup, discuss the generosity of others and request some fancy items from You, the listeners.

Your priceless in ear "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the boys that put the word "sexy" into the phrase "Those boys are so nude I could poo!.. Sexy!" The one and only Son Of Robot! With additional musical delights from the most tolerant and forgiving band in the world, The Wave Pictures.

As ever, it's here! It's beer!
Why pay for the rest when you can have the best (FREE!)

Session 74 - Vindabeer!

2010-12-31T21:40:00.001Z

During this weeks session the chaps discuss lots of things, all of which seem trivial when compared to THE BEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD!

The ear hole party this week is supplied by some sexy, sweaty fellas that always enjoy being run out of town by crazed fans, the always super Son Of Robot and LuKuS!

As ever, It's here! It's beer! See you next ~~Tuesday~~ year!

Session 73 - Present

2010-12-24T18:44:00.004Z

This week's special festive session comes live, and completely unprepared from earlier in the week.

Seasonally appropriate musical stylings from the man who comes down your chimney all through the year: Mr John Smith. Also, a handy eating guide for the holidays courtesy of Brighton's finest Son Of Robot! Oh, and an extra special bonus track from The Wave Pictures, the most tolerant band in the entire music industry... Fact!

And a special thanks to all of our very sexy affiliates:

LuKuS

B-Sydes

Son Of Robot

Things We Lost In The Fire

John Smith

The Wave Pictures

Cribble

Christopher D Bate

Mr & Mrs Carlson

Squidink Tattoo

The ignorant mind of Danny Dyer

Cheers!

C.J Hixon & Bromley Daz

Session 72 - Time-Ghost

2010-12-17T22:55:00.000Z

This week's antisocial network antidote comes to you courtasy of AA, AA and the healing power of "Pre-Post Rock Greatness!"

This weeks patented sexy "Audiogasm®" is supplied by the only man to ever wipe his pit sweat over C.J's face without recieving a large cash payment from him first, The ever fantastical LuKuS! With added audio scrumptiousness from those boys in the band from Brighton... The one and only Son Of Robot!

As ever...

It's here! It's beer! Stop getting on everybody's titamaboobs on the Facebook and get on with your life you twitarse!

Session 71 - Slacktivism

2010-12-10T20:16:00.000Z

WARNING!
This weeks session contains revelations of the sexual kind along with the discovery premium country of origin for the world's best lorry drivers, The best places to find T'challenged at T'truckin' and the Internet's place for cockage! All this as well as your usual dose of witty drinky drunkyness.

This weeks Audiogasmic® O-face is courtesy of John Smith and the forgiving and super awesome chaps that go by the name of The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Don't be a Taffy Bellend.

Session 70 - Steaming

2010-12-03T20:21:00.001Z

BLAH!
This week the world's most qualified Internet drunkards push their distinguished and well beaten livers to the very brink by putting themselves on the outside of a record amount of beer before sitting down and recording the sweary weekly brilliance you have all come to love / hate and ~~spank off~~ listen to.

Given the the sheer heroic amount of alcohol ingested during this weeks session of sitting down and putting the world to rights, there is only one bunch of sexy Brighton boys that will cut the filthy drunken mustard.
Therefore it is only right to present you all with a veritable smörgåsbord of super saucy, sweet sounding sack of sonorousness; The one and only Son Of Robot!

Some people apologise for some of the things they've done. We like to say:

It's here! It's beer! We're shhho shhhorry...

Session 69 - DUUUDE!

2010-11-26T23:11:00.000Z

EXCELLENT!
This week the ever super saviours of open minded, free thinking Internet beer drinking brilliantly pick apart the differences between sex pests getting their pets blessed by the lord and being ignored by people that don't have half the IQ of your left shoe.

This weeks facial Audiogasm® is supplied by a man that has so many sexy bits, he's banned from all forms of public transport! The one and only LuKuS!
Additional musical treats by the most forgiving band in the world, the ever brilliant Wave Pictures.

Yet another outstanding weekly podcast Dudes!
It's here! It's Beer! Be Excellent to each other!

Session 68 - Apprentice

2010-11-19T19:21:00.000Z

WIKI-TASTIC!
This week, the Internets favourite and best source of alcoholic product testing discuss the difference of scale, Modern technology, ~~politics~~ nudists and the acting equivalent of a Pony that only knows one trick.
The chaps are also joined this week by special guest, Tommo!

Your weekly "Audiogasm®" is supplied this week by the super sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot) and the ever brilliant and no relation to Will, John Smith!

It's here! It's beer! Why not give Liquid Inspiration Podcast your licence fee to produce brilliant children's TV?!

Session 67 - Chronoses

2010-11-12T21:33:00.000Z

Special guest producer for this week's show is the one and only H.G Wells.

This week the podcasting equivalent of Jon Pertwee and Patrick Troughton discuss Sexy goths and their Brilliant dress sense as well as two very important charities, namely One love for Chi and the very hairy and sexy Movember Movement.

Sexy ear hole massage supplied by the two chaps most qualified to reinstate a sense of wild shrieking and mass hysteria amongst the women folk of the likes that have not been seen since the days of "Beatlemania"!
The mustachioed man's men that go by the names John Smith and B-Sydes!

Liquid Inspiration Podcast, always hot, fresh and delicious! Delivered straight to your brain via the holes in the sides of your face!

Cheers!

Session 66 - Craps

2010-11-05T22:50:00.000Z

ALWAYS TWIST ON 20!
This week the boys from the south east of the beast discuss one of the many perfect women in the world, Painting the town brown and the difficulties of regional differences.

Tunage this week is supplied by the ever forgiving Mr David Tattersall from The Wave Pictures and the band that's ever in our hearts, heads and boxers, the one and only Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot)

As a wise man once said: "It's here, It's beer and as long as your shits don't feel like shoes falling out of a loft everything is as awesome as metadata about minge." probably.

Cheers!

Session 65 - Bunker

2010-10-29T20:42:00.002+01:00

TITS!
Ahoy! During this weeks drinky, sweary, lead lined bout of isolated bomb proof brilliance, Mr Bromley Daz discovers a subconscious hatred of things that will get him into trouble with the RSPCA and PETA.
On the other flipper, a Dog named C.J finds that he has been listening to too much of of one thing or another, Possibly.

Audio back and sides supplied by the smartest dressed chaps about town the ever hot and sexy Son Of Robot (R.I.P Of Robot) with added "something for the weekend" from John Smith!

This week we also pay tribute to the demise of Daz's "Occasional chair":

Cheers!

Session 64 - Definitely

2010-10-22T22:50:00.000+01:00

Resting gently on the toilet seat.
Huzzah! On this weeks drinky drinky drunken session of the earths favourite online pub simulator the chaps discuss giving some curley haired bloke more points, the best way to spice up your Facebook status and also the most firing range pissy winner candle you're ever likely to titamaboob.

Music is supplied this week by the only men to ever perform on this Podcast this week! The always fast and sexy LuKuS and the always fast and strong The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's bought beer! Photocopied haberdashery! YES!

Also, yet more proof that C.J and Daz ALWAYS read the news like true news readers should!

Session 63 - Comebacker

2010-10-15T18:10:00.000+01:00

Wotcha!
On this weeks hot fresh and delicious session of the best source of drinky interweb swearyness, C.J is struck down by the dreaded and potentially fatal "Man-Flu" whilst Daz laments about those that fling life's uninteresting conversational stoppers right in your face(book). Bunch of Jeggins!

Music is supplied this week by the only man that is not only able to seduce all of the listeners of this podcast with his music but also be called "John Smith" at the same time! John Smith!
Additional tunage supplied by the only band to ever put out a record under the name "The Wave Pictures"! It is of course, The Wave Pictures!

It's here! It's beer! Go get that scran down ya!

Session 62 - Revelation

2010-10-08T21:09:00.000+01:00

SHIIIIT!
On this weeks show the worlds best club singer tries to purchase soiled underwear from the Police (Not the band, the other lot), The worlds best producer of this show flips his wig about unnecessary progress and both of these fine gents will need to either be more like "The Legend" Keeton Alford or get massive bristols fitted to be more famous.

Tunage is supplied by the only band to ever appear topless and gyrating to dance music in a regular reacurring dream by both the whole of England, Wales and Norway simultaneously on the same night. Those boys from Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional ear hole sex from Things We Lost In The Fire!

When a Seagull follows a trawler, does anyone give two shits?

Cheers!

Session 61 - Français

2010-10-01T20:23:00.000+01:00

Salut. Cette session semaines de source la plus fiable et populaire de l'Internet de prestation de serment et boire de la bière sur le microphone est présenté par Twarb café, moelleux comme un cheval, pas de vomir à cet égard.

Musique fournie cette semaine par les garçons Brighton sexy, le seul et unique Son Of Robot!
Musique additionnelle présentée avec la permission du seul homme qui mérite de voir son nom deux fois sur son site Internet, le seul et unique monsieur John Smith!

C'est ici! C'est la bière! Essayons de ne jamais parler en français à nouveau nous?
S'il vous plaît!

Adios.

Session 60 - Onanism

2010-09-24T22:04:00.001+01:00

~~Amen my child.~~ Wotcha!

On this weeks adrenaline fuelled, red raw session of the internet's most prized drunken ramblings C.J discusses achiving a personal best and Daz invents a new universal type of insurance.
Musical brilliance lathered and massaged right on your ear buds by the only man to survive collage life with the long haired beardy one, Mr B-Sydes!
Tunage is also supplied by the only band that would allow such punnage from reprobates as drunk as your charming hosts; Who else could it be other than The Wave Pictures!

Why would you go anywhere else other than the show that sets trends for other all news sources:

Got zero plans on Sunday 26th?
Why not get out of the house? Why not go to an awesome gig in Lincoln?

Cheers!

C.J & Daz

Session 59 - A-Gist

2010-09-17T19:05:00.000+01:00

This weeks fair and balanced session of the only podcast that acknowledges that the world is chock full of annoying cunts features your saviors of interweb swearyness discussing brilliant gifts for kids, idiotic child like minds that gain success for nothing other than being attached to their own tits and suggest that you burn all copies of a sacred book.

Music is supplied this week by the two men that if ever caught in the same room at the same time would ooze more sexual magnetism than David Ginola covered in Galaxy chocolate sitting on top of Florida's High Field Laboratory, the masters of music, the one and only Professor LuKuS PHD and Dr John Smith MD Hons.

Does life get any more fantastic.

Probably not.

Cheers!

Session 58 - Barbershop

2010-09-10T20:53:00.000+01:00

Anna who?
During this weeks thrilling session of the internet's best audio pub crawl, C.J cheats death for another year running, Dazzer is willing to do it for one fried egg sandwhich and Regular Dave doesn't use twitter but he does use the occasional tuk-tuk...

Birthday tunage supplied by the two musical outfits that can preform anything from their back catalogue and it ALWAYS sounds better than hearing 'Happy Birthday', Yes it's The Wave Pictures and Son Of Robot.

Ruddy delicious!

Anna Crusis!

Cheers!

Session 57 - Matey

2010-09-03T22:53:00.000+01:00

Ahoy! Your Liquid Inspiration Podcast Technicians have worked extra super hard to give you, the listener, the very best in awesome audio quality in order for you to "seal that deal"...
...or what ever it is that you crazy kids choose to busy your hands with whilst experiencing the finest in drinky sweary audio!

Tunage is supplied by the beloved and missed Son Of Robot (R.I.P Of.Robot) and the man that all the thinking ladies seem to refer to as "Crumpet", the ever chased down the street by women folk LuKuS!

It's here! It's Beer! Don't ask us to be overley coherent...

Cheers!

Session 56 - Weekly

2010-08-27T22:01:00.000+01:00

Alright bruv?
Durin' this weeks mental session of the only show that makes you feel like you nicked the iTunes store's best stuff those posh ladz do dun a lot of talkin' and that abahht such shit like beer and tits and shit D'ya get me?

Bangin' tunes by John Smith an' The Wave Pictures! Faaackin bonkers!

Your Liquid Inspiration Podcast Technicians reccomend that you use a handy translation guide to decipher any "cool lingo" or a concise map in order to dodge any "Local Colour"...

And don't forget you can get the swishest in .jpg clobber by visiting the world famous Liquid Inspiration Podcast Clothing Store!!

Cheers me bredrin'!

Session 55 - Levels

2010-08-20T17:15:00.000+01:00

This show contains almost no references to posh birds taking it up the arse!
It does, however, contain: 2 Super Best Friends, An anecdote about Cash Converters, The drinking of a metric "Shit-Ton" of "beer", Laughter, copious belching, Music by LuKuS and those brilliant boys from Brighton Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot).
This show may also contain, sexy nudes, free hookers and an unlimited amount of "Arfs", "LOLS" and "Swedes"...

Any listeners from the Hong Kongs?

Why not purchase the first in a long line of geographical leasure wear exclusive from the Liquid Inspiration Podcast Store!

It's here! It's Beer! Send Nudes!

Session 54 - Figureheads

2010-08-13T22:53:00.000+01:00

Wotcha! This weeks short and sweet example of solid sterling radio is brought to you courtesy of the comedy fuel known as beer. Your faithful hosts discuss the pros and cons of swimming in shit and the joy of finding out that the right tattoo artist for you is the first one you speak to.

Dropping musical science this week are the boys from Essex that go by the name Things We Lost In The Fire. Additional ear drum massage by the ever handsome and brilliant LuKuS.

As ever, It's here! It's beer! Lets go stare at some tits...

Session 53 - Beer

2010-08-06T17:33:00.000+01:00

It's your round, same again mate!
This week the internet's premium Bar Stewards discuss Booze and all of the subjects that go well with booze... Like religion... and stuff.

Music supplied by the sexiest man in folk music named John Smith, The one and only John Smith! Additional tunes supplied by the band that is still alive in the hearts and minds of the worlds greatest podcast audience and Son Of Robot

It's here! It's drunk all the beer.

Just try to show up on time!

Session 52 - Podcastaversary!

2010-07-30T09:35:00.002+01:00

HAPPY PODCASTAVERSARY!

This week, C.J Gets away with "putting it out there" and Daz has some top tips for parents. The fellas celebrate a year of drinky swearyness with their brilliant Free Legal Advisor Mr Scotto White!

Music supplied this week by Son Of Robot and The Wave Pictures

It's not every day you celebrate an ~~anniversary~~ Podcastaversary.

Beers and thanks to:

John, LuKuS, Cribble, Son Of Robot, The Wave Pictures, Things We Lost In The Fire, Chris & Kylie, Corinna & Adam, Regular Dave, Good 'ands Baines, Matt The Hat, Zac, The Taj Mahal, Rage Jage, Natalie S, Keeton Alford, Lorraine Lorraine, Robert at The Red Lion, Stodmarsh, Kent, B3ta, Man In Shed.

Here's to another year!

Cheers!

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Session 51 - Adverts

2010-07-23T20:46:00.000+01:00

*APPLY FOR AN MP3 LOAN TODAY!*

This weeks internationally renowned night time drink fest appears courtesy of an early recording time and some chaps that think the phrase "Beer O'Clock" means any given time of day. Delicious!

Music this week is supplied by a man that's never grappled an Austrailian native without their prior permission John Smith! Added brilliant tunage that you won't find on comparison sites supplied by the extra value Son Of Robot (R.I.P.Of.Robot).

There are no complicated forms to fill out and no sales person will call!

Terms and Conditions apply!

Cheers!

Session 50 - Bucolic

2010-07-16T19:37:00.003+01:00

Hallelujah!

This week the saviours of podcasting discuss the joys of the great outdoors, the ever slipping moral standards of bongo mags and of course the possibility of an Englishman being the return of Christ.

It is a well known fact that Christian rock bands suck and that is why music is supplied this week by brilliant trio The Wave Pictures and the man that regularly performs musical miracles LuKuS!

Delicious!

Session 49 - Internationalism

2010-07-09T16:00:00.002+01:00

Hola / Bonjour / Nǐ Hǎo / Zdrah-stvooy / Hylô / Wotcha!

This week The real kings of beer discuss the joys of an international listener base. After all variety is indeed every sweary English gent's spice of life.

With that in mind the lads treat you to an old familiar favourite, a double helping of the band that personify the word "ambrosial" the one and only Son Of Robot!
(R.I.P.Of.Robot)

It's here! It's Beer! Just don't get on our tits.

Session 48 - Tangents

2010-07-02T21:20:00.000+01:00

JEGGIIINS!

This week, the only guys your ears give two shits about discuss the finer points of the magic curry house per person ratio, A massive penis, A massive penis that isn't named Alex Reid; also the boys thwack around the notion that the idea that the police* can go forth and multiply.

Sexy ear hole penetration by the man that puts the "LukuS" in the phrase "LukuS sexed my face off with music!.. and his words!" with additional ear hole spooning by the man that puts the "John Smith" in the phrase "John Smith played music in my face and made my ears cum all over my sideburns".

No video this week as C.J & Daz are working on other projects.

What do you want? Blood?

Bastards.

*Not the band but also the band named The Police. Fuck you The Police!

Session 47 - METAL!

2010-06-25T19:35:00.000+01:00

METAL!

This week the saviours of the internet discuss the joys and pure pleasure of mixing drinks in order to meet your favourite musical artists, Not clicking a website, being hip with the kids #forrealz, and why drowning the poor cow you married because you got pissed and stuck your slag hammer in side her gutted hamster will spare the surrounding area shame if you happen to be in Bali.

(Non)METAL! treats courtesy of the boys from Essex known so well for their sexiness, that even the Queen must lower her spectacles with one hand and cup her clopper with the other! The stunning group of young men simply known as Things We Lost In The Fire! Additional musical treats supplied along with an apology from C.J to the man that goes by the name David Tattersall of The Wave Pictures!

Some say, every time you flick up some devil horns a telephone rings in hell...

Everytime you laugh at this weeks show Keith Richards lives another 6 months!..

...As per his agreement with the master.

~~Cheers!~~ METAL!

Session 46 - Phütbol

2010-06-18T20:10:00.001+01:00

MEN IN SHORTS!

This week the internets most valuable commodity discuss the joy of not being interested in sports, Occasional patriotism, Obesity, A talentless spud faced chancer, and another talentless spud faced chancer.

Audio full body rub down supplied by the man that invented the phrase "Liquid Inspiration Podcast on the Facebook?.. Delicious!" The one and only John Smith! Additional "happy ending" from the princes of the Brighton Pier, the kings of the clap Son Of Robot!

Don't download it for yourself. Don't download it for us.
Download it for England... or anywhere else.

Session 45 - Dire

2010-06-11T22:37:00.002+01:00

WHO ARE YA?!

Oi! Oi! You lucky people! This week the saviours of the internet discuss the pros and cons of getting hitched, give Kevin Cotter the inspirational creator of www.myexwifesweddingdress.com a round of applause, Discuss the foolishness of children and talk about the acting chops of a certain Mockney Actor.

Son Of Robot give us the clap as we clap along to the man that makes a van full of poodles hand stiching high quality Elizabethan period costumes look talentless, the one and only John Smith!

As ever, It's here! It's Beer!

...and whatever you do don't be tempted to click >> THIS <<

We'd like to leave you with some of our favourite phrases from the glorious internet:

"Religion is the opiate of the people." Karl Marx (1843)

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." George Carlin (1989)

"I get a lot of love from men." Danny Dyer (2009)

Session 44 - Whinge

2010-06-04T21:50:00.001+01:00

We honestly can't believe how some things pan out in this world!
This week your beer soaked heroes of drinky swearyness theologise on the true meaning of popularity, Inform you that Cribble has a new Facbook Thinger, discuss the smoking habits of certain toddlers and bitch and gripe and whinge and bitch some more and moan and bloody moan...

Music supplied by the ever hip swinging and recently banned from the local old peoples home LuKuS.
Additional tuneage supplied by the Essex four piece Blur wish they had been Things We Lost In The Fire

It's here! It's Beer!.. Nobody's listening.

Session 43 - Busy?

2010-05-28T20:08:00.000+01:00

Wotcha... Been busy?

Shut up. We don't care and neither does anyone else for that matter you persistent whinger you!

This week your favourite cads and bounders about town discuss the life saving properties of the breast implant, endorse getting the boobs out to stop wars and poke a large legal lawsuit in the chest with a stick... not just any stick. A stick covered in shit.

Son Of Robot discuss the weather at your face whilst your hosts bum a smoke and a light off of LuKuS.

It's here! It's Beer! And we couldn't give two flying fucks about your mothers Sciatica.

Cheers!

Session 42 - Wank

2010-05-21T22:18:00.001+01:00

This week your favourite slackers contemplate the daily tasks of lady rice farmers, Discuss the pros and cons of bad politics and take a look back on the weeks proceedings.

Audio Awesomeness supplied by the charmers from Chelmsford Things We Lost In The Fire and the flatterer of the fretboard John Smith.

Whoever said never meet your heroes were talking rubbish, that is unless your heroes are C.J and Daz then some of that statement is correct I.E: "Never meet your heroes... without bringing beer"

42 shows in and we still love you. Bye.

Session 41 - Fresh(ish)

2010-05-13T21:30:00.000+01:00

Hello Friends, and also lovers...

This weeks session does not feature the word "cunt" nearly as much as all of the other sessions of your favourite bag of sweary deliciousness.

To make up for a complete lack of Son Of Robot on last weeks show (Liquid Inspiration Podcast knows that's weird yeah?) This week there is a veritable Nipple-fest!
And seeing as the worlds bestest House band is no more, also seeing as they want you to remember them in the sexiest way possible why not download their last ever release right here! (Just click "Save link as").

Seriously! Put your hands together and Give Us The Clap!

For advice as to what you should be doing whilst waiting for the test results why not refer to the Internet's premium Open University replacement:

Session 40 - Pölitiks

2010-05-07T14:14:00.000+01:00

VOTE FOR VICTORY!

This week the internet’s most reliable source for factual and accurate journalism discuss the merits of French automobiles, the joy of fake religion and the joy of drinking coffee in the nude…

… Oh yeah, and the election.

Rush to the polls with the two sexiest men in music that always win a majority vote in our books the right honerable John Smith and Lord LuKuS.

Whatever the political result, it won’t be nearly as interesting as the weekly dose of your favourite barrel of drinky and sweary awesomeness!

Cheers!

Session 39 - COOOOOOCCKKK

2010-04-30T16:34:00.000+01:00

WOTCHA!

This week your favourite drunkards ignore political happenings in order to focus on the real issues: Jaffa Cakes, The Loch Ness Monster, Toilet paper and of course gay dogs.

There is somewhat of a Celebration.Of.Robot this week as the guys manage to set a record of four hot, fresh and delicious tunes provided by the the best band the world has ever known; The one, The only Son Of Robot!

Will you download it? Will iTunes love it? Will anyone notice or care?

Go fuck yourself Tony Hadley!

Cheers!

Session 38 - Full House

2010-04-23T15:50:00.002+01:00

LEGS ELEVEN! TWO FAT LADIES EIGHTY EIGHT! INCOMPREHENSIBLE FLOWCHART TWENTY NINE! SUBDUED SENSE OF REALITY SEVENTEEN! MAN EATING TIGER IN A TRACKSUIT TWENTY SIX!

This week on your favourite audio barrel of drinky swearyness the guys discuss the pros and cons of relaxing before a show...

...and something else...

...what was it... Oh yeah!
The guys attempt to get a full house for your free Liquid Inspiration Podcast Insult Bingo Card, after all, "We'll have no winners for ages and then one week we'll have everybody winning"

As ever, hip swinging bestest house band a podcast could ever want.
The ever sexy boys in the band in Brighton (as of time of recording) Son Of Robot!
Additional smooth, socially acceptible and sexually charged audio full body rub down supplied by the lip lickingly limber LuKuS.

In Soviet Russia, You offend Podcast!

Do you see what we did there?

No?

Fancy a taste of next weeks delicious and sexy extra special session?

Yes?

Oh go on then:

Delicious!

Session 37 - Disassemblement

2010-04-16T22:40:00.000+01:00

THE END IS NIGH!
This week the worlds premium beer enthusiasts discuss the dismantlement of the worlds favourite Brighton based Mock-Hop-Rock band SON OF ROBOT.
This distressing nudes has got it's own Son Of Robot emergency support site for people feeling like they might not have anything left to live for.
Additional ear hole caressing love songs by the always charming tunesmith John Smith.

Don't forget to get your "Dobbers" out, get your "Dobbers" out and let us see what you're all about with our new downloadable Liquid Inspiration Podcast Bingo Card!

In these harsh times what more could you ask for?

Seriously? What more?

Cheers!

Session 36 - Misinformation

2010-04-09T17:01:00.001+01:00

In this week's bumper ram packed bundle of drinky swearyness:
C.J decides streaking is the new not streaking, Daz discusses regious sects, Keeton sends us a video of questionable parenting, Zac explains the true meaning of central heating, Son Of Robot spunk up your ear holes and Things We Lost In The Fire get their sloppy seconds all inside your noise holes.

Happy?

We thought you would be.

Cheers!

Session 35 - Stallin'

2010-04-02T20:22:00.000+01:00

Dobroye utro!

This week the lads fill in for time as a plumbing emergency encroaches on the show's length.

Topics include, Improving Romanian Road signs, the joys of shtooping international lingerie models, base jumping without a crash helmet, Teaching children how to drink properly, call centre fun with knitting and good honest home cooking.

Hot fresh and delicious tuneage supplied by the ever spicy LuKuS marinating loudly in a super sexy Son Of Robot sauce.

We read your letter, about how you love 'Sergeant Pepper'. Of course in Soviet Russia Beatles records spin you.

Cheers!

Session 34 - Gone Fishin'

2010-03-26T14:15:00.000Z

AVAST!

Oh Hello, do you have "Liquid Inspiration Podcast" by C.J and Daz?*

This week, the guys are on crest behaviour as they ponder some of the worlds worst nautical puns.

Tales from the deep courtesy of the regular house band, their use of language makes longshoremen blush. The band that has the biggest barnacles in Brighton, Son Of Robot!
Additional sea shanties from the salty sea dog from the Sou'wester England Captain Long John Smith.

.....My Name? Yes, it's C.J and Daz.

*Additional material this week by Judie Judie.

Session 33 - Whisky?

2010-03-18T20:33:00.001Z

안녕!
This week the guys look at improving the way medical staff treat their patients with experimental and sexy treatments.

C.J makes an announcement about his martital status and Daz uses state of the art technology* to prove his drinking preferences.

Music supplied by the group of young men that keep the ladies of southern England not only as excited as a marine biologist having a dip in uncharted waters but also as moist in the knickers as a marine biologist having a dip in uncharted waters, The one and only Son Of Robot! Additional tunage supplied by Essex four piece Things We Lost In The Fire.

It's here! It's got beer!
Liquid Inspiration Podcast for deliciousness.

*State of the art technology may vary depending on when in the 1930's you were born.

Also:

Real men don't listen to Salt-n-Pepa, they listen to Raging Speedhorn songs like this one:

And...

Please be mindful that C.J saw this video after recording Session 33:

Session 32 - Georgia?

2010-03-11T22:50:00.012Z

WE LOVE YOU BYE!

This week your favourite drunkards are contemplating the impossible Ladbrokes odds that the great American state of Georgia is in fact their target audience.

As discussions turn like windmills in minds it appears that C.J has not had nearly enough to drink in order to perform to the regular terrible pun standards the world has come to cringe / expect.

Music is supplied by the seducers of all things and items vaguely female, the sexy and body hair free Son Of Robot. Additional musical and sexual allure by the provocative purveyor of proteans, the one and only LuKuS.

We have been Liquid Inspiration Podcast... Hello!

Session 31 - Hockey

2010-03-06T22:23:00.000Z

During this weeks white knuckle session:

*Hum the theme tune to 'The Magnificent Seven' here*

Daz drinks yet another mystery beverage.

C.J get's quite pissed on beer and Hockey.

Corinna talks aboot actual sporting events.

Son Of Robot and John Smith play music that will quite literally slap you into another realm of consciousness.

With all this good stuff it's hard to imagine a weekend without your favourite podcast.

What the world's been waiting for, It's here! It's beer! It's a show so good even Morrissey could crack a half smile!

Session 30 - Chronologically

2010-02-25T20:52:00.001Z

This week the guys are Russian as the regular recording schedule is disrupted by elements well beyond the control of normal people... let alone two drunks staggering about weekly with microphones.

The Sports section makes another vaguely winter athletics orientated appearance as Corrina Carlson of GusGreeper.com and Always Bemoans Cankles get the shock of their lives.

Yet more sumptuous and delicious tunage from the ever brilliant and proud owner of all of his own hair John Smith as well as your usual weekly dose of what the doctor should've ordered, the only band to ever claim that they showed the Internet something so shocking and graphic it had to have counselling afterwards. The only Awesome® Award Winning house band to ever be named
Son Of Robot!

Tune in for the most unique live radio experience in briefs you'll receive in your ear holes this week!

Delicious!

Session 29 - Boobs

2010-02-15T21:29:00.014Z

Fuck You!

Sorry, wrong meeting.

Hello and welcome to another slightly childish and delicious session of the worlds favourite podcast!

This week sees the return of the Sports section with a LIVE update of the Winter Olympics with actual people on the streets of buzzing Wintery olympicy Vancouvery.

The Celebrities on this weeks show are not only hot fresh and delicious they are also known as:
John Smith, LuKuS, Corinna Carlson, Always Beeping Curses 4 and the ever disease free, nipple touching, girl flabbergasting, pensioner hip jolting sexy young gents about town Son Of Robot!

Nobody puts baby in a korma!

Now *MEEOW* Off...

...But before you go a few congratulations are in order this week:
Mr John Smith won Best Album for 'Map Or Direction' in the 2010 Spiral Awards!!
Congratulations John, there's a pint coming your way, don't forget to check John's tour dates at: www.johnsmithjohnsmith.com

ALSO!

Congratulations to C.J Hixon-Naga who got married this week:

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Session 28 - Interviews

2010-02-10T14:49:00.008Z

Auberge-O-Rama!

This week the boys interview some very interesting ethnic minorities such as:
A Gingers, A Scottish and the rarest of all people…
A FUN LOVING INNKEEPER!

Stand back in awe of the glorious stereophonic experience that is this particular delicious session of your favourite drunkards doing what they do best… Sitting in a pub, drinking.

MUSICAL BLISS!
Supplied by the ever handsome and fancy free boys about Brighton, SON OF ROBOT!
Also showcasing new music from a man that litterally take you down to china town during a Scrabble match, the Scrabulus Scrabulator John Smith!

(With that video we promised!)

You haven't even heard it and it's already your favourite session.
It's here! It's beer! Auberge-A-GO-GO!

Cheers!

A few Snaps we took between sharpeners during our time at the Red Lion, Stodmarsh, Kent, 01227 721339

Session 27 - Longevity

2010-02-03T22:51:00.008Z

Are you sitting comfortably?

I fucking hope so...

Strap in and discuss dead formats, A gaping axe wound, a "Rack of Inteluption" and the utilisation of basic picture editing devices all coming right inside your filthy ear holes in delicious and sexy stereo...

GEEKS BEWARE! Best double bag it whilst listening to the one and only mention of Windows '95 you'll hear on a podcast this week!

Discarded tissue paper inducing tuneage by the only band that can help you escape your high octane car chase in Paris when escaping the Stazi Son Of Robot.

It's here! We're queer... (For Son Of Robot, all it takes is a few pints and two listens to some of their tunes after all!)

Let's Fuck(Bast) The night away!

Session 26 - Idiot

2010-01-29T10:10:00.003Z

Oh Hi!

You lot are a bunch of c***s!

Why not **** my ****** Essex **** right ***!

I hear your nan likes a big fat **** ***** right inside her massive hot ****.
(Read as: “I hear your nan likes a big fat beef joint right inside her massive hot oven.”)

I hate to interrupt your reading but this weeks ear hole delights are supplied by the only band that’s ever ****** their way through the Brighton department of ****** with a ***** and a **** all for a few quid with nothing other than a limp ******* and a *** to buffer the full brute pressure of a ***** and a sawn-off ******* in the unmentionable regions. The living embodiment of godliness that is Son Of Robot!

You lot better stop being such a bunch of cults!

…We’re idiots.

Session 25 - Coo-Oui!

2010-01-22T22:49:00.003Z

Nous aimerions nous excuser de la nature malheureuse de ces semaines montre. Si vous lisez ceci, les félicitations! Nous n'avons pas pensé que vous pourriez obtenir de l'électricité dans une caverne.

This week the guys are picking on those that have a lower intelligence than them, and make more gay jokes than Jim Davidson on a weekend trip to Mardi Gras.

Liquid Inspiration Podcast would like to point out that they love the "Gays" and hope that some of them could pop round their gaffs to "Brighton" (Read as brighten) the place up a bit... unless they're French.

Classic acceptance from the best libral minded, Garlic bread chewing, Bicycle riding, mademoiselle Shtooping band in the world.

Some say that if Carlsberg made bands they would be fucking shit in comparison to SON OF ROBOT! Added 6 handed ear massage from the thinking crumpets Eric Clapton; The one and only LuKuS.

It's here! It's Beer! Get used to it!

Also enter our hot, fresh and indeed delicious Image Competition!
It's so easy even a thick 6 year old child could do it! The entries are done in MS Paint for pity's sake!
Head on over to www.youcouldbeawesome.blogspot.com for ALL the delicious details.

Session 24 - .com

2010-01-14T19:59:00.007Z

This week, C.J Spends time pre show in the pub forgetting his notes and Daz quits the Fags… and stops smoking.

Topics turn to a new sexy website funded by the brewery, added bad math(s) and sexy Japanese N00dZ… (Thank you free legal advisors everywhere.)

Lock up your Mums, Grans, Great Grans and Great Great Grans… It’s here and it’s talking to a man in a shed.

Added necrophilia by the band that has been tempted once… twice… three times by ladies… in a Brighton morgue with slack security the one and only Son Of Robot!

LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCAST (.com) = #Delicious.

ALSO!

Don't forget to enter the "Improve the picture comp"!

You can find C.J's attempt here or if you want a stab at a fresh copy the
Daily Mail's un paid for online verion is available here.

Sling your entries right at us at: liquidinspirationpodcast@googlemail.com

Session 23 - Decennium

2010-01-07T14:23:00.008Z

Oh Hiiiiii!

**DISCLAIMER**

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This weeks show mainly consists of your favourite drunkards getting to grips with the cold weather and getting their beer and curry coats on.

Life improving substances posing as music supplied by the band that makes tinned Spam look even more dull and disgusting than it actually is. Ironically the band that also advocates the use of Spam in sexual role playing Son Of Robot.
Additional sexy spam on man fun supplied by LuKuS.

Grab a pen to jot down these links and pin back those bingo wings whilst enjoying another delicious session of your favourite: LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCAST!

Vont maintenant et la bosse votre soeur comme les violoneurs de frenc que vous êtes. Possibly.

Session 22 - Revenge

2009-12-31T13:30:00.001Z

What's that? News? This week the boys go round the houses on some news stories, make fun at some news stories and flat out ignore some news stories.

The guy's apologise to Awesome® Award winner in the field of being a bloody nice bloke Sir Christopher of Bateshire and explain why it happened and and how you can also miss an obvious edit in the comfort of your own home.

Music supplied by the girl charming, beer drinking, hip gyrating and all round wholesome sexologists Son Of Robot and the man that makes his laptop make a better sounds than your nan on speed at Russell Brand's house. The one and only LuKuS.

Liquid Inspiration Podcast... The Podcast you'd think twice about flat sharing with.

Session 21 - Seasoning

2009-12-25T11:21:00.000Z

MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS!

It's a veritable "smorgasbord" of good times and drunken lazyness...

Your ipod's most palatable drunkards are joined this festive day by the stephen Fry of curry nights and 1/8th chinese sex god Mr Rage Jage and your favourite free legal advisor, the man that puts the "Thrown out of court" into "Your stupid face looks like my arse and should be thrown out of court you ugly bastard" the ever sleepy Sir Scotto White.

The guys curl up round the fire (held in a room with no fire place) and enjoy a session chock full of sweaty and pregnancy enducing tunes by the semen coated and arab strap wearing boys that are collectively known as the sexiest band in the entire world,
SON OF ROBOT! Additional NHS approved fertility tunes are thrown in by the maverick of the fret board and local sex god LuKuS

"Bless My Tired Eyes! What day is it boy?"
The only day in the calendar worth drinking from dawn to dusk through.

As ever your premium ABV, the place to be.

Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas one and all!

Keep it in your pants , and do try not to throw up.

C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz

Thanks for listening!

And thanks to our affiliates:

www.sonofrobot.com
www.LuKuS.co.uk
www.cribble.net
www.crunchboy.tumblr.com
www.gusgreeper.com
www.shittyblogradio.com
www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear
www.b3ta.com
www.endote.blogspot.com
www.ragejage.blogspot.com
www.jeckles.shittyblogsclub.com
www.timesonline.co.uk/thebugle
www.cjscrisis.blogspot.com
Taj Mahal, 01233 646667

Drink, Smoke and be merry!

CHEERS!

Session 20 - Extemporaneous

2009-12-18T23:26:00.005Z

Welcome to “We had the time set aside to prepare, but drank right through it.” Night on your favourite podcast.
This week the guys promote “green thinking”, Sexy non-Ginger people, delicious, fast paced pies and dirty, dirty girls listening to Liquid Inspiration Podcast goodness whilst on their rug… or at least they should.

Sexy and definatly nude music supplied by the band responsible for 9 out of 10 messy divorces Son Of Robot.

It’s here… or at least it will be if we remember how to use the sodding recording equipment.

Liquid Inspiration Podcast, the drinking man’s guide to Jordan’s Minge jokes.

Session 19 - Bugle

2009-12-09T15:01:00.004Z

Dear Mrs Carlson

Every week, Myself and Old Dazzer pick a sexy picture to use for our wonderful Brewery sponsored Podcast blog
( http://thedusseldorfandheimlichbrewingco.blogspot.com/ )

This week we are including your skype from last week where you describe Aligator’s Buttocks Clench’s “Panteloons” as being “Mr Sexy July”… Delicious!

That’s just the kind of Sexy we like / need on this show, Don’t get me wrong, the WORLD EXCLUSIVE Son Of Robot track we have for this weeks show plus the public apologies (Half arsed as they are) to the American people add a little zing and indeed ling to this evenings proceedings. It is however that I write to you this dark and dreary english eve in order to secure your permission to publish a picture rendered in glorious jpg format for our listeners viewing pleasure… You seemed to paint such a graphic picture in the way you described his sexy undies and yet you appear to have failed to mention one very important detail… the use of a certain global podcast’s logo RIGHT ON HIS BALLS!

Many thanks for guesting on this session and I do hope you enjoy your copy of the “audio Podcast for a liquid world”.

Cheers!

C.J on behalf of Liquid Inspiration Podcast.

Session 18 - Theatre

2009-12-04T21:29:00.005Z

Ave a Banana!

Oi oi! You lucky people!

This week your favourite drunkards have dipped their toe into the public swimming pool of “Radio Theatre”. And pissed in it.

The fella’s are joined this week by professional beer spiller Natalie S and handsome young man about town Awesome® Award Winner in the field of being a Bloody Nice Bloke Sir Christopher Bate. Discussions include the sheer brilliance and allure of the Liquid Inspiration Podcast Awesome® Award, and the best way to teach people lessons whilst drunk and driving a train.

Sexy music supplied by the only band that can complete the routine from Flashdance whilst holding a pint of beer, the ever sexy Son Of Robot.

As the great Bard himself once said “Get the drinks in ya bastard!”.

Cheers!

(Bigger Picture)

Session 17 - Clusterfuck

2009-11-25T23:40:00.003Z

Cheeses! This weeks guests are a suspicious bunch as they are unaware as to what news stories are real and which are mere fabrications of a drunkards silly mind. We offered them a full refund for their journey and so we’re $10′000.00 out of pocket… well, it was a whole 10 minute bus ride!

Delicious and sexy jeffing music supplied by the relatively disease free and fanciers of tasty curry Son Of Robot.

The only podcast that’s got an audible custom flame job and a keep their putting greens neatly trimmed.

Loquod Onsporatoin Pidcast, a place for tasty beer and recycled jokes.

Delicious!

Session 16 - Zaltzmaned

2009-11-18T23:42:00.003Z

Same again mate? We’re in the snug when you’re ready. Coming at you live from the official Liquid Inspiration Podcast Snug, the guys manage to properly “Zaltzman” this session of the premium drinking man’s podcast right up. Also, If there was a way to drive to Lancaster whilst inventing clothing made out of lager then this session wouldn’t even exist.

Sexy music supplied by… oh what’s their names… thingmy bobs…SON OF ROBOT! Additional tuneage delivered by Luka, he lives on the second floor… no, sorry… “Zaltzmaned” that up completely… Obviously additional musical treats are delivered by the ever brilliant LUKUS.

Your Premium VBA, The place to Bay.

Loquod Onsporatoin Pidcast.

Session 15 - Fuckbast

2009-11-13T16:41:00.003Z

This week the boys encounter several sexy technological issues. High fives all round as two brothers indulge in a delicious “Baines off” as C.J & Daz get over a bout of “Man Flu” that has been doing the rounds at their nuclear place of work. This Session takes an even sexier turn when, at last minute, the delicious Son Of Robot music streak is interrupted by not one but TWO new and exclusive LUKUS releases. Just in time for the sexy tea party. You’d better order the girraffe bunha quick and sexy as this weeks show will get you fucked faster than a speeding FuckBast.

Touch it, It’s real.

Liquid Sodding Inspiration Ruddy Podcast.

Session 14 - Callback

2009-11-06T22:18:00.006Z

THE BOYS ARE BACK!

In this bumper Session the guys are basking in the Panama sun and find out the true meaning of “Stepping on a duck” with a lady present as they are joined by special guest and known wearer of “Knickers” Natalie S.

The boys also obtain the use of an international secure line to talk to Awesome® Award Winner in the field of being a Bloody Nice Bloke Sir Christopher Bate of Handsomeshire and discover that however hard you try, Curry pongs transcend international borders. Talking of “loud shouts from down under” the guys discuss many a XXX(X) Fosters fuelled sports section.

Never before has Booze been spilled on your favourite place to be, THE premium ABV.

We’re back! With Sack! Get used to it!

LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCAST!

Session 13 - Quickfire

2009-10-30T00:15:00.003Z

Coming right at you live! A sackful of nut busting deliciousness. Hat’s off to sexist new fathers, hairy monkey boys and a toothless spitter. Total burgers.

Go Large on your order of Son Of Robot.

This weeks show is over quicker than a pint of premium lager in a 19 year old Czech girls drinking mitt.

C.J has earache, Daz contemplates living the rest of his life in Panama.

Hot. Fresh. Delicious. Liquid Inspiration Podcast, Delivered straight to your ears.

Swearier than a bunch of female housemates on rag week.

Send some fucking email.

Session 12 - Uncensored

2009-10-19T23:29:00.002+01:00

Free Legal advice! Coming at you live the guys have a special guest with a passion for legality. Topics take a sexy turn to delicious Curry antics, plus some silly cunt gets trapped in a cardboard box in a sodding loft. Sexy musical interludes by the ever tasty and herpes free* Son Of Robot.

The place to be is in Scotto’s bedroom, if you’re under (REMOVED UNDER LEGAL ADVICE) years old.

Your ears in our mouths in your nan’s flat. Piss.

Delicious.

*Pending test results.

Session 11 - Repetition

2009-10-15T01:23:00.007+01:00

Thish week, The *parrrrrrp* guys discover the delicious benefits of Shpicy and exciting culinary creationsh (Taj Mahal, Torrington Rd, Ashford, 01233 627958) and pay the *parrrrrrp* smelly conshequences. Make sure you bring your polling cards and your beer vouchers.

Music is supplied this week by the ever luscious and lubricated LuKuS and the succulent and sexy citizens of the south,
Son Of Robot.

God that smells… Smells like quality radio.